12 10, 2021

He always says that is the plan, but he never will.

Every so often while promoting a movie, this A list mostly movie actor from an acting family gets trapped into some kind of are you going to start a family question. He always says that is the plan, but he never will. He just wants to say the least problematic thing in every interview.

15 03, 2020

Her ex wants to get back together and she is seriously thinking about it

Just in case you thought time would ever make this A list mostly movie actor from an acting family ever decide to come out, you would be wrong. Instead, the closeted actor dragged out his latest beard the other day. She is good at it, but her ex wants to get back together and she is seriously thinking about it which is why you get the pap photo to leave in the memory of the public about our actor.

2 01, 2020

A lister is returning the favor.

This long time closeted A list mostly movie actor has not hooked up with another actor in a decade. Not since his long term relationship with a former co-star. Now, he has a foreign born A- list mostly movie actor completely smitten with him and our A lister is returning the favor.

14 06, 2019

The unit she lives in is owned by the same trust that owns our actor’s unit. And she recently gave birth.

Things are really confusing when it comes to the personal life of this A/A- list mostly movie actor from an acting family. The tabloids say he is dating one person while seemingly he might have been the sperm donor to a woman who lives in the same apartment building as our actor. The unit she lives in is owned by the same trust that owns our actor's unit. She recently gave birth. Given our actor's interesting past when it comes to relationships with women, this is all very interesting.

15 12, 2018

3 blinds in a row

Apparently the actor that Amber Heard was asked to fake a relationship with was the long time boyfriend of this A list mostly movie actor who comes from an acting family. They were inseparable for many years. / This married A-/B+ list actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has been hooking up with another woman for a couple of months. I don't know if the husband of our actress knows. He does now though. / The well underage A-/B+ list rapper/social media star is now hooking up with a guy in his 40's. Parents think it is fine.

15 08, 2018

4 blinds in a row

This former boy bander turned reality star who has never really been able to recapture that early fame, is cheating on his wife again. Last time she caught him, she said she was going to divorce him, but didn't. / When this closeted A- list mostly movie actor landed a big new role that will hit tons of red carpets and lots of interviews, he brought out a beard. He has not had a beard in close to a decade. / Something really interesting happened last night. / Why yes, that was one of the sons in this never ending reality family getting orally serviced in a Target bathroom by another man. I'm guessing he will never come out.

19 01, 2018

He should be a shoo in for an Oscar nomination.

Award Season Killer: This A list mostly movie actor from an acting family should have been a Golden Globe nominee for best actor. He should be a shoo in for an Oscar nomination. The thing is though, he has an A+ list mostly movie actor/producer doing everything in his power to talk smack about the actor behind the scenes. This A+ list actor lost out to roles to the A lister back in the day and thinks the A list actor had something to do with it.

1 04, 2017

He’s older now so making new friends doesn’t come naturally to him.

What’s behind the sudden rash of stories about how this movie star is now BFFs with this actor and having a bromance with that actor? He’s trying to build up his own group of guys he can make movies with, like the way Ben and Matt [Affleck and Damon] or George and Brad [Clooney and Pitt] or James and Seth [Franco and Rogen] do it.