It would be the perfect relationship.

It would be the perfect relationship. This foreign born thirsty underwear model who is not getting much out of her current relationship publicity wise and this former A+ list tweener turned A- list singer who lives and breathes in a closet. They are talking about it.

All of this was arranged at a NYFW show.

AP said she overheard this B- list mostly movie actress who is surprisingly well known because of the people she has dated making plans to hook up with a guy and quoted him a price of $5000 for two hours. All of this was arranged at a NYFW show.

She kept nodding off during the latter portions of the evening.

This actress/model who enjoys nothing more than getting naked in her Instagram while looking for "serious" acting roles that will challenge her and don’t require nudity was stoned out of her mind at the show. She kept nodding off during the latter portions of the evening. That 2:30 pm cocktail hour she went crazy in probably didn’t help either.

It became a running joke to see if anyone could just get her to be natural.

This part-time actress/full-time model with the unusually hard to spell last name was the butt of a lot of jokes last night and probably didn’t know it. People would ask to pose with her and she would give this pursed lip Jennifer Lopez smoky eyed thing every time and no other pose. It became a running joke to see if anyone could just get her to be natural.