These scandals, if made public, would make the prior stuff involving our celebrity look like a day at Disneyland.

This foreign born permanent A list celebrity is also the offspring of permanent A list celebrities. We’ll call him Mr. H. Because of his family ties, his career trajectory is pretty much a slam dunk. The problem is that the Mr. H is only in the position he’s in because of his family connections. He is not very talented in his niche and his public likability factor is not that great either. It also doesn’t help that Mr. H also suffers from frequent foot-in-mouth-disease and likes to mouth off about stuff in public that he shouldn’t. Mr. H’s personal life also has a history of being messy, and a good portion of the mess has been public.