He is cheating on her with a contestant on his new show.

There is actually some question as to whether this former network reality star turned a different network reality star got secretly married to his network reality star girlfriend. In any event, they are still together which probably makes things awkward when he is cheating on her with a contestant on his new show.

I bet the day he starts his thing, she flies to France or Dubai.

Part of the deal was that this celebrity girlfriend of this network reality star much higher on the list was he was going to give her a job, but now he wants some distance and just wants her to fly in sometimes when it is convenient. I don't think that is going to work for her at all and I bet the day he starts his thing, she flies to France or Dubai.

Suddenly he’s on the hubby’s payroll and banging the wife.

Could it be there's another "victim" whose keeping quiet? Well, of course, there's the wife who got where she is the same way all other starlets did. But when she saw what was happening around her, she threatened to leave. And then Quasimodo had an idea - what if she had someone to satisfy her sexual needs? She made a wish list.

l predict he’ll come out by the end of the year.

What network reality star who is now on a different show than the one he is usually on was all set to come out of the closet this year until the Oscar winning mogul and collector of women told him to stay in the closet because he still wants him to star in the Broadway musical version of that classic movie musical he’s bankrolling (which I’m still confused as to why they’re doing it at all, because it flopped bad in its previous Broadway incarnation several decades ago).

He should work on being nice.

This network reality star is changing shows this year. He should work on being nice. At an event with one of the stars of that new network show that gets hashtagged and watched by everyone, he didn’t know who she was and was kind of rude. OK, a lot rude. Then, someone explained to him who she was and he was suddenly all smiles and apologies and tried to blow it off by saying he has crazy fans.

He gave her an STD that doesn’t go away and also hepatitis

This foreign born A+ list celebrity in her own country and probably a C+ lister here settled a lawsuit before filing it against this B+ list reality star on a hit network show. She says that he gave her an STD that doesn't go away and also hepatitis. Sure hasn't stopped him from trying to have unprotected sex with all of LA.

His girlfriend didn’t seem to mind

This B list reality star on a network reality show who is in a reality family so to speak got into an argument with his B list mostly television actress girlfriend over the weekend. Our reality star/leech was drunk and was mad at his girlfriend because she was not kissing him right so he proceeded to make her watch him kiss several other women at the club where they were partying. The sad thing is his girlfriend didn't seem to mind.

The guy is fucked up

This A- list mostly television actress on a hit show for an almost network is discovering what so many others have learned before her. Her celebrity boyfriend had a friend come over to the house the other night and since our actress was high as a kite and wanted more the celebrity said he should help out his friend first.