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July 13, 2020

He sure does love having his own photographer

The foreign born closeted permanent A+ list athlete sure does love having his own photographer. It makes it so much easier to hide the boyfriend and for the athlete to get great shots of himself and his beard.
February 29, 2020

This closeted foreign born permanent A list soccer star revealed what he pays his beard every month.

Speaking of yachting, this closeted foreign born permanent A list soccer star revealed what he pays his beard every month. She probably thinks she is making a fortune, but the previous one who ended up with the A+ list mostly movie actor made more and didn't have a baby with the soccer star.
January 13, 2020

He and his long time boyfriend had a commitment ceremony earlier this month.

This foreign born permanent A+ list athlete in every corner of the world other than Canada and the US is closeted. He and his long time boyfriend had a commitment ceremony earlier this month. Our athlete will publicly still be with his latest beard.
December 30, 2018

Apparently he has not told his mother he is in the closet.

Apparently this closeted foreign born A+ list athlete everywhere but in the US and Canada has not told his mother he is in the closet. Therefore, the mother thinks the money he is paying to his "girlfriend" constitutes gold digging rather than a bearding contract. Oh, the things the mother says because she heard the girlfriend asking for her $50K for the month.
December 16, 2018

2 blinds in a row

I fear that this B-/C+ list celebrity offspring of a permanent A list a-hole is going to crash and burn in her sobriety when she finds out the guy she is madly in love with is expecting a baby with a woman he hooked up with two months ago. / We are getting really close to the I am gay defense for this foreign born permanent A+ list athlete who is much less known here in North America. I think he would be willing to out himself. He has spoken about it before.
July 1, 2018

His long time boyfriend though would be his best man.

This foreign born A+ list athlete in every corner of the world except this corner has never come out to his mother. He wants to let her see him get married to a woman before she dies, so he may indeed get married to his beard. His long time boyfriend though would be his best man.
June 14, 2018

If the other guy is hesitant, our athlete throws cash at him until he says yes.

This foreign born permanent A+ list athlete in just about every country but the US and Canada loves watching the woman he calls his girlfriend have sex with other men. If the other guy is hesitant, our athlete throws cash at him until he says yes.
January 12, 2018

The mother of the latest baby is already being pushed to the background

The mother of the latest baby is already being pushed to the background by this foreign born permanent barely closeted A+ list athlete who is back to spending every weekend with his athlete boyfriend.
August 8, 2017

She might be pregnant, she might not be pregnant.

She might be pregnant, she might not be pregnant. One thing is certain though. The "girlfriend" of this foreign born A+ list athlete is sleeping with one of the same men as the A+ lister.
July 24, 2017

He cheated on his long time boyfriend and woman he calls his girlfriend

This foreign born A+ list athlete who is in the closet and a prolific sperm giver cheated on his long time boyfriend and woman he calls his girlfriend this past weekend with a guy he met at a club and paid to go back to his hotel room.
July 18, 2017

She is basically just an in person surrogate who also provides cover.

It is not like this closeted foreign born A+ list athlete had sex with the woman he calls his girlfriend. She is basically just an in person surrogate who also provides cover.
July 17, 2017

After they broke up model went on to have baby for with a very famous American actor

This famous athlete has been keeping up the appearance of being a ladies’ man for years. He has dated some very beautiful women.. but chose to have his first child/ren by surrogate. That was very purposeful.
July 7, 2017

While his career is in limbo, the last thing he wants to do is rock the boat.

Could it be that a certain champion is keeping a secret as big as his cup? It’s certainly not that he usually goes commando - everyone can see that! Nope, our sources tell us that he prefers the company of other men.
June 17, 2017

He had to make some type of concession to his handlers.

Our favorite foreign born A+ list soccer player tried as hard as he could, but he finally broke down and was seen in public with his long time boyfriend. Of course, the beard was there too. He had to make some type of concession to his handlers.
June 6, 2017

She was in the room when it happened and was holding the phone.

It wasn’t rape that caused this A+ list soccer star to write a big check to a woman. It was because she had a tape of him having sex with another man. She was in the room when it happened and was holding the phone.
May 15, 2017

He and his long long term boyfriend were hiring a bunch of 20 something guys each night

I love how this closeted A+ list soccer player is supposedly spending time with his girlfriend when in fact, he and his long long term boyfriend were hiring a bunch of 20 something guys each night.
April 30, 2017

If you are not growing a beard, he wants nothing to do with you sexually.

This closeted A list athlete who is A list all over the world except Canada and the US had to hire his beard full time. No, not because of more gossip about his boyfriend but because a group of three women has been trying to sell stories to tabloids that he raped them.
March 11, 2017

At this point she will be yachting by May.

Apparently this foreign born barely relevant celebrity has done something to tick off this foreign born closeted A+ list athlete for whom she has been bearding. He wanted this to be a long term thing to take pressure off the weekly boyfriend visits. At this point she will be yachting by May.
February 14, 2017

It is probably going to take almost $1M to accomplish it.

This foreign born A+ list soccer player who is closeted offered a $250K bribe to keep his lover out of jail. It is probably going to take almost $1M to accomplish it.
January 7, 2017

Lots of sponsors in anti-gay countries have pulled deals with him the past two years.

Apparently 2017 is the year this closeted foreign born A+ list soccer athlete rolls back some of the flights home to see his lover and instead works on making sponsors happy by showing off his new beard.