3 blinds in a row

This A list comic actress is a relative newlywed and her marriage is already on the rocks. / Seeing the success of this former teen actor, this former almost A- list actress turned drug addict turned actress is trying to get on the making a movie about #MeToo and get some of your money. / Which generation x kid actor turned adult actor who in recent years has been known as the screen dad of an epic production touts his support for gay rights but refuses to undress in front of or shower with men at the NYC gym he attends, apparently fearing he'll be set upon by a pack of ravenous gays.

4 blinds in a row

By my count, this A list rapper almost died last week. / This closeted NBA star finally found a beard who is perfectly happy pretending to be his girlfriend for that nice big monthly check. / Apparently the most recent overdose was the final straw in the relationship between this foreign born former A+ list boy bander turned drug addict and one of his team. / Maybe this former A list teen movie star could have done without the $2200 bottle of wine when he went out to dinner the other night.

Maybe there was no attack.

Apparently that attacker in the not too distant past had magical powers because the attacker managed to somehow open an admittedly locked car door before the attack. Huh. Or, you know what? Maybe there was no attack.

What did P know about his friends, and when did he know it?

There is a behind the scenes power player in Hollywood, who was on a blind earlier this year. Let’s stick with calling him P. P once represented a former A– list teen star who you all know, during the early years of his career. However, there is no reason to think this former 80’s star is one of P’s victims. While he has been in the news a great deal lately for reasons other than his acting, our former star does return to the big screen soon.

“You know A, I know that C made your life miserable and raped your friend, but I’m friends with him.”

So our favorite former A list teen actor who we will call A has a good friend who is a B- list do anything actor who is a celebrity offspring of a celebrity offspring and was given an important role in a movie which is supposed to highlight what our teen actor has gone through in his life. We shall call this double celebrity offspring B. B is really feeling the heat from the public this week. It turns out that someone (C) accused of doing something awful to A's best friend back in the day is buddy buddy with B.