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August 4, 2020

Beach house

This closeted one season wonder is shacking up with his boyfriend at a beach house owned by the boyfriend's dad.
July 13, 2020

2 blinds in a row

It took three months, but this A- list mostly movie actor from an acting family where he is lower on the list, rotated out the four stri-ppers who had been living with him since the start of lock down. / Speaking of reality stars, this former one season wonder is still making his ex cover for him about his sexuality. You can tell she is tiring of it.
April 11, 2020

He is telling everyone he tested positive for Covid-19

I'm sure others will try it, but this former network reality star is telling everyone he tested positive for Covid-19 when he really hasn't.
April 7, 2020

In West Hollywood, everyone knows his story is crap.

This former network reality star thinks he can make more money staying in the closet. The thing is though, there is a growing network of guys who have hooked up with him. In West Hollywood, everyone knows his story is crap.
March 31, 2020

Not quite a full tell all book though is it?

Huh. You mean the former network reality star who claimed he tested positive for COVID-19 when he didn't meet any of the testing criteria but got himself a news cycle or two and I told you he was faking it has a new book coming out? Who would have thunk it? Not quite a full tell all book though is it?
December 13, 2019

The carrot

The only thing holding back this former two season wonder from slamming a male version of herself and outing him is the carrot of getting to do a spinoff or two on the network or one of those Disney specials.
May 25, 2019

All I hear is about the relationship that never will be unless the price is right.

Are we just going to ignore the generally stays the night guy friend of the closeted one season wonder? All I hear is about the relationship that never will be unless the price is right.
April 24, 2019

He thinks a same sex season would be the perfect place for him.

Hey, at this point the most hated Bachelor ever is going to do whatever it takes to be on for another season. He thinks a same sex season would be the perfect place for him.
March 19, 2019

As to men, all I got was a sly grin.

Could if be that a certain reality star is a bit more experienced than he's letting on? So says someone from his past who told me he probably hasn't gone all the way - "with a woman". As to men, all I got was a sly grin.
January 30, 2019

3 blinds in a row

This foreign born former A+ list tweener turned A- list adult singer has really increased that meth and crack use to some really dangerous levels. / For now, the alliterate talk show host is standing firm with her husband because press releases are coming from the name they use together rather than her as an individual. / I wonder if the producers are going to convince the guy he needs to try a woman just for the sake of ratings or if he can stick with guys. This one season wonder who has become two does have a long time boyfriend.
November 15, 2018

She is barred from talking any specifics, but she will make it clear to you she is on the same page as me.

This former contestant on that sprawling network reality show knows what's up with the current one season wonder of the incarnation. Having been his "girlfriend," she knows she had no chance to get his interest. She is barred from talking any specifics, but she will make it clear to you she is on the same page as me.
November 6, 2018

They are all basically competing to be the star of the permanent spinoff of the show.

The women selected for this annual reality event were assured prior to the season they would not have to marry the star. They are all basically competing to be the star of the permanent spinoff of the show. Even the producers know what is up with the star.