Charlie Chaplin – Foxella

He got away with attempted murder

This permanent A+ list legend who is now up to multiple generations of celebrity offspring and even had a permanent A lister portray him in a movie got away with attempted murder of a permanent A+ list mostly movie actor and the murder of an A+ list mostly movie director who had his wife paid off with $1M.

He never dated anyone over the age of 16

This permanent A+ list mostly movie actor is someone all of you know even though he died so many decades ago. He never dated anyone over the age of 16, and used his fame to have sex with as many teens as he could. When they would get pregnant, he would force them to have abortions. One wife had to wait two years until she turned sixteen to marry him.