The contract has finally ended.

The contract, which was extended through award season has finally ended. When there are children involved, it makes things a little harder, but the A+ list mostly movie actor and foreign born A-/B+ list model/wannabe actress/yachter are probably thrilled to finally be finished with each other.

2 blinds in a row

This former late night actor turned actor who seemingly is in every quirky television show made a recent one night hookup shave every hair not on her head because he didn't want his girlfriend catching him again. / Don't believe the hype of a recent magazine cover. None of the people on it actually like being with women.

3 blinds in a row

This A+ list mostly movie actor is blaming the foreign born model/wannabe actress he calls a significant other for him not winning more big awards this past award season. He says she should have been more supportive of his massive over inflated ego. / For a healthy fee, this former back in the day A+ list reality star is acting as a matchmaker for wealthy men who would like to date D listers. / This alliterate B-/C+ list actress model who spends six figures annually on trying to be famous, paid to walk in a Paris fashion week show.

Their contract is up and he wanted to extend.

As I told you last month, this foreign born A/A- list model who would rather be acting is spending some time away from the A+ lister to do some yachting. Their contract is up and he wanted to extend. She might, but she had this gig planned because originally he said there was not going to be a renewal

She is hooking up with a guy who finances a bunch of movies

British Academy of Film and Television Arts (BAFTA): This foreign born model/go to threesome partner for the beard of the A+ lister when the beard and the model are yachting has been in a movie or two but nothing to deserve really the gig she landed. The fact she is hooking up with a guy who finances a bunch of movies got her the job.

She has had enough of it and him.

She is going to have to suck it up and go to the Academy Awards with him, but this foreign born former A list model bailed from the SAG Awards and other things this A+ list mostly movie actor has been traipsing off to after they had a huge fight about how she is not being supportive and it doesn't matter if he ignores her all night every single time, that she still needs to be there. She has had enough of it and him.

Not a chance.

It was definitely the coke talking when this foreign born singer/writer/producer from the interesting family says that a certain actor may run for President. Not a chance.