The actress rotates the teens every six months or so

This actress is someone all of you know. I can't give her usual identifier here because all of you would guess her in a second. I would venture to say almost everyone in the world knows who she is. Her position in life allows her a lot of freedom. She has many people working for her on a variety of different visas and passports.

4 blinds in a row

This foreign born old permanent A list singer from a permanent A list band has been apparently going condom free with his new hookup partner and wants to have his seemingly 34th child with as many different baby mothers. The eldest child of this A+ list mostly movie actress went to rehab for two weeks until the actress went and got the child because the actress said she missed the child and wanted the child back home. This A list country singer has been seeing a woman for the past couple of weeks who is definitely not his long time celebrity girlfriend who is just as high on the list. This married You Tube star/network reality star who got his start doing some crazy things in six seconds on Vine has been hooking up with a guy almost every weekend while he leaves his celebrity wife at home.

4 blinds in a row

This foreign born still one hit wonder got dinner, but got turned down by the guy she was meeting when she quoted a rate for an after dinner performance. No matter what she does to herself or how many procedures she does to try to keep looking young, this permanent A/A- list singer is always going to be cheated on by her A list boyfriend. Apparently he is unable to perform any longer. This A+ list mostly movie actor is receiving death threats from people he suspects are associated with his A+ list actress ex.

The A- lister won.

Apparently this A+ list mostly movie actress who also likes to direct was going to attend a conference. That is until this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress told organizers that if the A+ lister was going to attend, that the A- lister would skip.

She went all out to make a good impression on him and he didn’t show.

This still A+ list mostly movie actress was ticked off this weekend at an award show. She had been told her A+ list ex would be attending. She went all out to make a good impression on him and he didn't show. Blew it off completely. Apparently he is still hanging out with the celebrity offspring actress he hooked up with the other night.

The dates always take at her home.

This A list actress is on the prowl and, according to multiple LA sources, meets at least four famous men on a regular basis for dinner, drinks and… more. ‘She needs to be careful people don’t start accusing her of sleeping around,’ one source whispers. ‘The dates always take at her home. She doesn’t want to be seen by TMZ. One thing leads to another and suddenly they’re under the sheets, you know?’

To get her through a red carpet interview…

This A+/A lost mostly movie actress just won’t stop trying to spin to the world that her drug abuse issues are really some sickness she knows nothing about other than a generality or two to get her through a red carpet interview.

She is sleeping with the young one.

I guess it makes a normal cliche story more interesting when you say this A/A+ list mostly movie actress is sleeping with her nanny. One of them. She has more than one. The young one. She is sleeping with the young one.