Not the funniest solution to a cast clash I’ve ever heard

What happens when everybody wants a reboot but one of the stars of the classic show? Well, we’re about to find out because this reboot of this mega hit show is coming back and without one of the main stars. Apparently members of the cast have the perfect solution, which is effectively something like ‘kill the fucker off’.

It turns out she has a very special gift.

I actually triple checked that I have never written about this actress in the past decade of the site. It kind of boggled my mind she never turned up for anything. It is not like she is obscure. When you land yourself an iconic television show, and its spin off, you are going to get some traction, even if it is in a supporting role. That wasn’t even her best acting. Her best stuff was saved for a long running show where she even got some supporting actress wins and nominations.

Our actress was known for a few years as the threesome queen

I finally got around to skimming through the book of this former A list mostly television actress who started off as a teen and has kept working right through to her adult years. A long time on a lot of shows. More hits than misses. Our married actress does whatever she can to keep her face in the spotlight and people talking about her. So, I skimmed through her latest offering because I wanted to see if she talked about what made her the most talked about actress in town for a few years. It wasn't in the book. She left it out. Never fear though, I will tell you now.

This is not going to make our actress look good at all

The husband of this A list mostly television actress from a very hit network show that everyone loves and is obsessed with got a ticket for drug possession last week. He gave a fake name so when that comes to light he will be looking at additional charges. This is not going to make our actress look good at all.

These two actresses/former co-stars hate each other

These two actresses/former co-stars hate each other. One is a B list mostly television actress on a struggling network show. The other is a B+ list mostly television actress who goes from one hit project to the next. Apparently the B lister, who used to be an A lister is jealous of the B+ lister and used to treat her like crap. It also doesn't help that another former co-star who is always willing to stir up trouble and desperate for parts whispers things in each of their ears.

Swinging they did with two couples on a recent trip

This B- list mostly television actress (now) on a middling network show which I love, is married to a great looking foreign celebrity/actor. Where is the juice? Umm, how about the swinging they did with two couples on a recent trip. The celebrity/actor was all for it because he says it is the only way to make sure a marriage stays strong. Yeah, well when one of the couples ends up having naked photos lets see what you say then. The only photo I have seen is the foursome fully clothed in what looks like a hotel suite.