She had finally achieved one of her long term goals

This A list celebrity/singer who is in this space often for her sexual exploits and drug use told friends last night that she had finally achieved one of her long term goals. She had sex with this A list female celebrity/singer/musician not named Katy Perry. This is a semi-closeted singer who has been called the ice queen by our A list celebrity melted her as she put it.

You heard what she said. Go get the women.

This A list celebrity/singer spent one of the nights this weekend glued to side of her B list celebrity husband. He kept trying to get her to go home and she refused. At one point they started screaming at each other because she wanted to know why he wanted her to go home so much. She finally stormed out of the club they were at and told him he could fuck whoever he wanted because she was out of there. He then turned to his friend and said, "You heard what she said. Go get the women."

He told them he was splitting with his wife

I guess his A list celebrity/extremely good singer/Grammy winner wife and child were not even a glimmer in this B list celebrity's mind as he hit on every woman at a party this week. He got 10 or 15 numbers from women who didn't seem to care that he is married. He told some of them he was splitting with his wife and told others that they have an open relationship. He even told one woman that his wife had not had sex with him in almost a year.