She said she wanted to be respectful.

This B-/C+ list celebrity who is married to a permanent A list actor from an acting family was going to keep recent life event news secret. She said she wanted to be respectful. Then, she decided to give an interview to any outlet that would have her because she is super thirsty.

Where is that host anyway?

I guess we are to the point now where A list actors from a family of actors can make jokes on national daytime television about children touching the genitalia of adults. Where is that host anyway?

Goodness she was sloppy over the weekend.

This B- list celebrity offspring who is only that high because of her parental units and what happened to her when she was younger is in full on relapse mode. Goodness she was sloppy over the weekend. She is drinking and drugging again. Someone needs to help her fast.

2 blinds in a row

This permanent A list mostly television actor who is equal parts a-hole and in love with himself told his wife at dinner the other night to stop eating because he felt she had enough and didn't want her to start getting fat. This A+ list couple are using one of their children to launder and hide money with all kinds of companies and accounts created in her name.

All of his words/defenses are going to come back to haunt him.

This A list actor is probably permanently A list now. He is also a huge a-hole and has been for going on pretty much his entire career. I'm not quite sure how his current wife deals with his a-holery. Probably drinks a lot. Of course she was incredibly thirsty so that might have overcome her distaste. Anyway, he is the one I am most excited to see go down which will be happening any time. All of his words/defenses are going to come back to haunt him.

She’s allegedly talking to that actor who impersonates a politician to present with her.

What comic who had a pretty rough 2017 is rumored to be a surprise presenter for at least one of the big award shows this year? She's allegedly talking to that actor who impersonates a politician to present with her. If he's not available, she's been also talking to that one named legendary singer who she's friends with to co-present and maybe the actor will pre-tape something to "interact" with the two ladies.

Apparently they were both trying to use the fame from the show or something.

This former B- list mostly television actress who only gets that high because of the long running network show she had a recurring role on for its entire run is probably C+ list. Honestly, unless you watched the show you might not know who she is. The thing is though, most of you did watch. She still acts a ton, just probably nothing you will ever see.

She miscarried the day after the punch.

This Academy Award winning/nominated actor is probably permanently A list. Too many good roles in movies and television at this point to not give it to him. He is also about to be dragged by some of the numerous women in his past. One child says she was regularly abused both verbally and physically by the actor which has caused problems for her throughout her life.