No one was younger than 21

This former A+ list mostly movie actor was at an event this past week. The actor, who is probably down to a B+ now because of his lack of work still enjoys A+ list name recognition. He also enjoys very young women. He told the women around him that he only wanted to go home with someone in their teens. No one was younger than 21 though so our actor said he guessed that would do and sent the rest on their way.

It was embarrassing to watch

This A list mostly movie actor who would be A+ if he only ever did his most famous role got slowly drunk at an event this week. As the night progressed the more the married actor spent trying to find a woman who had some time free the next afternoon when his wife would be gone. It was embarrassing to watch and watching the women try to evade him and be polite was just painful.

She is someone people should be looking to as a role model

The other day someone handed me a slip of paper and on that little note was the amount of money this B list mostly television actress on a fairly hit network show has raised doing charity. She has a very memorable name. She has raised on her own somewhere near $10M and got her fairly recent boyfriend to get his friends to contribute $10M to start a foundation. The thing is none of her charities are sexy and she is out there every single day trying to raise money for her causes and never asks for anything in return. She is someone people should be looking to as a role model if you want an actress to be your role model.

Luckily, security stopped her before she walked out the door

This under-30 celebrity has been photographed a lot lately. She hasn’t really done anything important yet, but she is young and beautiful and comes from a famous family, and thus is watchable. How would her family feel if they knew that their beautiful little girl could have been arrested a few days ago? Our celebrity ran into a woman who was well-dressed for a New York Fashion Week event. The celeb admired her jewelry, which had been loaned to her by a stylist as part of her ensemble. After the event was over, the woman gave everything back to the stylist… but the jewelry soon went missing! Now, this wasn’t costume jewelry.

This female US Olympian moves fast

This female US Olympian moves fast. Just a few days after arriving to Sochi this married US NHL player has been hooking up with the controversial female. Apparently she has been texting him and sexting him for months which would kind of go against everything she has said in the past.

He spent time with each of them alone in a changing room

This B list mostly movie actor who is up for television if the check is large enough is old enough to be the grandfather of the two women he was spotted with this week at lunch. The Academy Award winner/nominee dropped $20K on clothes and bags and shoes for the women who he took to a party later that night. He spent time with each of them alone in a changing room while they were trying on dresses.

She plans everything so maybe this is a new her

This A+ list singer/celebrity finished a show this past week and was backstage and left her door wide open and seemed oblivious to the people walking down the hall past her door while she was fully topless in plain view of crew and fans and people. She plans everything so maybe this is a new her. Very unlike the old her.

She says that he tried to blame it on her

This A list celebrity/singer who is out of the country today is telling friends she once almost hooked up with this former A+ list tweener who is an A list celebrity deserving of C list status. Apparently the reason they didn't completely hook up she says is because he couldn't stand to attention. She says that he tried to blame it on her.

She was talking too fast and making absolutely no sense

Fashion Week: This female designer you haven't heard of but will this year unless you love fashion, had one of the most packed shows so far and lots of raves. She also did non-stop coke for two hours leading up to the show and couldn't even be understood at one point because she was talking too fast and making absolutely no sense.

This is Fashion Week. I am Fashion Week!

Fashion Week: This A list super model who flirts with reality television and has a sweet sounding name was blocking an exit by talking to a reporter and wouldn't move out of the way to let a group of people out. "I'm f**king ________ and you can wait a minute. This is Fashion Week. I am Fashion Week. Now shut up and let me finish."