This almost A list mostly movie actor who goes through phases of A listerdom is now single and sober and dating the best friend of his daughter who he started hooking up with when he was still drinking and picked his daughter up for dinner one night at her school.

This A list mostly television actor called it relieving the pressure. I'm not sure his A list mostly movie actress significant other would call it the same thing and it sounds like he is up to his old cheating ways again.

This B+ list mostly television actress with the great accent and multiple network shows in her past pointed out four of her teeth that were fake because her ex-husband had knocked them out during a drunken fight. She said she didn't call the police because she didn't want her child to have to experience the whole thing or read about it later. She just left the house with her child and got divorced.

In one of the least classy moves of the night, the date of this former A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee said, "Excuse me," and reached under her very short, very tight dress and pulled out her phone. Apparently it didn't fit in her clutch which was in one hand and she had a drink in the other so had her phone inside her panties. Yep. The actor is old enough to be her grandfather.

This former A list singer was out this week and was on some pills, but was keeping it under control. Sad to see her slip. Anyway, this is not about that. At one point during the night she walked up to a guy who was sitting with his wife and another couple and started screaming at him for dumping her and that he was an awful human being and just went on and on. The guy was a tourist from Europe and barely spoke English and when the singer realized her mistake walked away. So, you would think it would stop there, but 20 minutes later she started yelling at another guy the exact same thing.

Here’s a cautionary tale for all you big-spending pop stars who think that the party will last forever. This pop singer used to be a teen heartthrob. He owned a huge house and half a dozen high-end cars. His albums went platinum, and he used to date all the hottest young female stars. It didn’t last. He spent too much and indulged in too many substances. He is cleaning up his act now, but he is struggling. However, he still wants you to think that he is successful. For example, he tells people he lives in Beverly Hills… but he is actually renting a tiny $1700/month one-bedroom apartment in a non-affluent section of Los Angeles. He now drives a Ford Focus… but rents a Mercedes for the day if he is going to an event where he thinks people might see him pulling up.

This A- list mostly television actress from a hit pay cable show was talking smack about her co-stars and was grateful they had not been nominated because it would go to their head and they would want more lines and be an even bigger headache then they already are. One of her co-stars who was there was spotted by the actress and said, "Oh, but not you, you are great."

This A list host/anchor/reality star was the recipient of an intervention by her family. They said she needed to go to rehab, and not for drugs or booze.

This jerk of a mogul and sometime reality star was at an event this week with his wife and and cut her off every time she tried to speak and told her to just sit there and look pretty.

Naked Vine star invented pranking his friends by dropping a towel, but now the craze has been adopted by one young singing star, who thinks it is hilarious to flash his privates to all his friends. The troubled young singer, who has not been doing much recently, has surprised at least 4 of his friends with this new stunt. He has been working out at the gym and is clearly proud of his hot body, however, his ‘people’ are worried that someone might get a picture of the small singers talent! WINK!

One of the male artists at the 2014 VMAs sang live. He is an accomplished and experienced artist, but singing live without a backup track is always a risky move. One member of the audience – a hot but younger female singer – later remarked, "Holy shit! Did you hear X? What a fuck up! Every note was off! If that was me I’d be embarrassed to show my face [at the after parties]! Remind me never to work with him! Career over!"

This A list mostly television actress on a hit network show is about to get slammed with a wave of bad publicity. Her new boyfriend's ex is going to be in the tabloids calling the actress a homewrecker. Our actress has never had bad publicity.