What couple who are probably going to split up next year spent a rare evening together with their kid… with reality TV cameras filming the whole thing?

"If you ever decide to get naked, let me know and I will give you a great role." This A- list mostly television actress/writer/producer on a hit pay cable show talking to this former Tweener turned bad singer and mediocre actress with a drug and love life problem.

Used to getting his way with money this former A+ list rapper who still works hard but I think his kids are making him deliver less output. Oh, that and he hates his label. Anyway he was at a party the other night and was being rude to a waitress and kept saying he wanted to see her breasts. When she refused he started throwing money at her and saying the nastiest things but she refused to comply and he finally left all the money on the floor while other people picked it up and he used some vile names for the waitress. Not a big fan of gender equality this guy.

The momager of this former A list mostly television actress turned B list movie actress turned back to television because no one will hire me stuck like glue to her daughter’s side at a party the other day swarming with managers. She wouldn’t let her talk to anyone and dragged her out after 20 minutes.

This foreign born B list mostly movie actress who everyone seems to forget is in a really popular franchise is back on the rocks with her foreign born forever heart throb B+ list mostly television actor significant other after he caught her cheating. She has been begging for forgiveness. She did the same thing before.

This former B+ list talk show co-host lost her job that kept her in the public eye everyday and her reality show crashed and burned so she is hitting the casting couch hard and says that her boyfriend understands it is just business. Uh huh.

This actress used to be almost A list. Maybe even A list. Lots of famous significant others. Very well preserved. In something more appropriate for night, the aging actress was telling people about her new breast lift and unbuttoned a button or two of her top and opened her bra at the table to show her luncheon companions the new work.

This male singer is dating a woman on his payroll. Perhaps we should say "dating." After all, even his ex blasted him on being closeted! That doesn’t stop him from continuing the charade. What’s different about this arrangement? Well, this is not one of those three-month-long contracts that typically accompanies a bearding relationship.

This former B list mostly television actress turned full-time Goopster has been calling every person she knows and her actor husband knows to try and replace the host of this Bravo staple.

This married B list reality star from MTV signed on for another season for a very big raise because her boyfriend needs the money. Plus, she thinks she can make herself look like the victim in her marriage. That is what the producers promised her.

This B list reality star from an A list cable reality show or two doesn’t have any money of his own. He has invested in multiple get rich quick schemes and spends his money as fast as it comes in. It is why he always ends up going back to the partner he doesn’t even like. Money. She has it.

This former A list tweener actor turned B+ list mostly movie actor took his girlfriend home for the holidays but he never actually spent any time with her. They said they did but he dropped her off at a friend’s house and then picked her back up at the end of the weekend. Photo ops at the airport in both directions.