He does a visual inspection before he will have sex.

This former A list action movie star from back in the day who still has very high name recognition, has an obsession with body hair. Apparently if you want to have sex with him you have to remove all the hair on your body except your head and eyebrows. He then does a visual inspection before he will have sex.

He says he can get her on a scripted show

This Real Housewife might have a boyfriend and a lot of money but she really wants to move off Housewives and reality into acting so she is hooking up with this B list mostly television actor from a very hit network show because he says he can get her on a scripted show.

She is currently hiding from her husband

This A list mostly movie actress who has turned to television despite her Academy Award winner/nominee status, is currently hiding from her husband. Well, not exactly hiding because he knows where she is, but definitely not going out unless protected and in public places. I’m not sure why they don’t just get divorced. It will probably be even more messy than the end of her last relationship.

Oh, the ex-husband was there too.

This Academy Award winning actress was ticked off to say the least that the former A list mostly movie actress who had sex with her husband regularly while married, was at the same party as our Oscar winner. Oh, the ex-husband was there too.

She was SELLING IT the way the ladies on the corner sell it

A certain actress from a hit TV show caused a bit of a stir at the Upfronts in New York City by dressing provocatively. "Her outfit was open all the way down to her belly button and her breasts were just kind of hanging out there for the whole world to see and her nipples were just barely covered.

The marriage was a fake, and the contract is up.

There is a story out there that this husband is jealous of his actress wife’s career success, and that it is causing problems in their marriage. This is total nonsense… but it is also good public relations work! You’ve heard the expression "The best defense is a good offense."