This B+ list mostly movie actress is an Academy Award winner/nominee and has had a very quiet year. She is also having personal issues which have led to her leaving her child with relatives and friends for weeks at a time as she tries to get her life back on track.

This A list talk show host/part-time reality star had a doctor make an emergency visit to her home after she passed out. Three days without eating this time.

Hey, at least this B list mostly movie actress has now reached the age of majority. She is still really young though to be so addicted to meth. It is probably why she is having a tough time getting work. She looks about 30 now.

This A+ list diva had a person on standby the other night just to hold her gloves and to hand her new ones for the walk to the car and the walk from dinner to the car. Even though they were mainly the same color there were about ten different pairs just in case our diva made other stops.

Which A-list reality star is trying to latch on to that foreign born A+ list singer after her previous attempt to become fake friends with that A++ list songstress failed miserably? Singer #1 is avoiding her at all costs and she should.

Probably not the best Christmas gift to give to a woman. This B+ list celebrity gave his A- list performer girlfriend a gift card for plastic surgery. He thought that she might want to get a certain part of her body fixed and this turned into a huge argument that has turned into a two day text and phone call battle. She did much better on the gift giving.

What A-list actor is currently drowning his sorrows away after his latest film fiasco by hopping around to various gay bars in NYC? He’s been inhaling a dangerous combination of coke, booze and weed.

This A- list singer who has had an interesting past 18 months and made way more news away from singing than for anything she has recorded slipped in her sobriety in a big way. Really big way. Drank non-stop on her recent flight and was apparently hammered enough to be turned down for booze at a store a day later.

It is ok for this reality family from multiple reality shows on the same network not called E! to have gay friends but they don’t want anyone to think someone in their family is gay. Well, the son better get a new beard pronto because the last one dumped him when she discovered she was a beard.

By the time the band got off the stage it was around 2:30 a.m. Last call was long gone and the booze backstage was running out. Carlos was summoned and he offered two more bottles of booze but then was closing the place down. Two bottles of booze might sound like a lot, but there were about 20 people drinking from those two bottles and they just rotated around a circle with each person taking a swig and then passing it to the next person.

This foreign born A list comedian/B list mostly movie actor/A list sleeper with women has been using openly the past few weeks and no one has called him out on it.

Which darling actress has privately turned into a monstrous diva? Her difficult behavior, horrific handlers and odious entourage are now the talk of the fashion and movie world?