This former A list mostly movie actor and Academy Award winner/nominee was out of his mind on drugs last week and sliced himself with a butcher knife when he was trying to juggle them.

This B list celebrity offspring/host was a big pain and a big diva this past weekend. She demanded three trailers so she could rotate depending on her mood. She also ordered thousands of dollars of food and drink that she never touched and complained when it started taking up too much space.

Too many drugs and diva behavior from this B list celebrity offspring is getting her the boot from her regular television gig. Producers have been trying out other offspring to replace her.

This A list mogul/reality star has always had lots of women that he rotates but for the past month has dwindled that number down to just one and it is not what some would call his significant other. He has even given up hookers for the past month.

This B+ list mostly movie actress hired three private detectives to follow her B+ list mostly movie comic actor boyfriend to find out who exactly he is cheating on her with. So far the number is four women.

This A list reality star from an A list reality show doesn't know how to share. When a man offered our star some coke she gladly accepted and then took the coke from the guy and began walking around the beach nightclub with it. When the man followed her she went into the women's restroom and did it all before coming back out and giving the man the empty vial and saying thanks. Hey, at least she said thanks.

OLD HOLLYWOOD: Which A/B-list mostly movie actor who transitioned successfully to television later in his career had a private nude beach at his estate? Surprising since he was known to be rather conservative. He closed it down after some hippies sneaked in and had a love-in.

What troubled R&B crooner once had a gaggle of groupies strip stark naked to get his attention? They got it alright, he and his entourage took all of them home.

What permanent A++ diva has a bizarre ritual involving her backup dancers? Once they get to a certain age, they get to live in her house for a few months and call her "mommy". It's more like a help me-help you situation, but she has never bedded any of the guys surprisingly. Wonder what her ex hubby who she still keeps in touch with thinks?

This B list mostly television actor who has worked steadily for over a decade on different shows has a big A list chance coming soon and his people wanted him to hang out with a bunch of models and Playboy bunnies and he did, but looked so uncomfortable and so awkward and he just does not do well around women despite his acting talent.

The significant other of this foreign born still A list singer has been cheating on her every chance he gets. It really shouldn't be surprising since he cheated on his wife with our singer.

This newly minted talk show host is getting his first real taste of fame and he is loving every second of it. His significant other is getting left behind as he enjoys a world of parties and women he never had with his last job.