April 2014 – Page 2

Almost everyone in the family is wasted on a regular basis

There’s a catfight going on in girl world. It’s a group of girls against one celebrity girl. One minute they are hanging out as friends, and the next minute they are publicly fighting about who is a negative influence on whom. Frankly, all of the girls in this scenario are behaving badly. However, the most eye-rolling part of the fight is when one of their mothers chimes in (through a spokesperson) to declare that her kids don’t drink or do drugs. Ha! The truth is that Mom drinks like a fish, the older kids favor pills (amphetamines and benzos) and the younger ones love weed and coke. Almost everyone in the family is wasted on a regular basis. More than one of them should be in rehab right now.

Good luck with that marriage!

Whenever this famous film Actor travels to New York, he has a very specific routine. He usually stays at the same classic New York hotel. He usually stays in the same suite each time. He usually goes out to the same restaurants each time. Sometimes he orders in room service. Food is not the only thing he orders in. He also likes to order in models. Several at a time. The hotel staff knows the routine well. A hired car pulls up the front of the hotel, and several young, slim and beautiful models emerge.

Her reconstructed nose is in bad enough shape as it is

This foreign born B+ list entertainer (performer) is going to have a tough time on tour if she can't get her coke habit under control. She is going to some places that practically give it away and her reconstructed nose is in bad enough shape as it is.

His next stint might be in prison if the feds find out about the teen he took on a trip with him to Vegas

This former A+ list mostly movie and television actor who crashed down to his current B- list status is only that high because of his previous work. His next stint might be in prison if the feds find out about the teen he took on a trip with him to Vegas. The teen is just 16. He brought her from Florida.

Today we’re going to talk about her very serious coke habit

This Singer is an internationally-known pop star. We’ve talked about her drinking before, so you may be under the impression that that is her only vice. Nope! Today we’re going to talk about her very serious coke habit. To give you an idea as to how much she does, we’ll take you back to one particular night a year or so ago. She attended an awards ceremony, and, afterwards, went to an exclusive, members-only private club. She asked around for some high-quality coke. She met directly with the dealer, and, after sampling his wares, instructed her bodyguard to "Pay him for an eight ball." For those who don’t do drugs, an "eight ball" is an eighth of an ounce or 3.5. grams of cocaine. Depending on the size of the lines you cut, that’s 10-20 lines. It was a lot of coke… but it didn’t last long! She hoovered through that eight ball in less than an hour. Then the party moved from the club to a hotel room. Singer purchased another eight ball! She was still wide awake when the party broke up at 7:00 a.m.

She made a staffer cry because our singer had asked for a certain kind of water and it wasn’t available

This married one named singer who used to be A list back in the day has been doing press for her new endeavor but it hasn't been going well. Apparently the past few stops she has made to television and radio stations she has been treating everyone but who interviews her, like crap. At one station she made a staffer cry because our singer had asked for a certain kind of water and it wasn't available without going to a store.

She has been cheating on her significant other with the married executive

This former A list mostly television actress who has not worked in a little while after two back to back successful shows has been cheating on her significant other with the married executive in charge of her latest non acting project.

She found out that he shared a video they made a few months ago with some friends

This A+ list mostly movie actor came back to his hotel room late last week to find his now off again girlfriend slicing his expensive luggage into strips. Nothing was left except the wheels and base. Apparently she found out that he shared a video they made a few months ago with some friends.

Over the weekend she yelled at a pap because of the angle

This B- list mostly television actress is going to drop to a C if she doesn't get some work that doesn't involve Broadway soon. That long running network comedy she was on will only keep her at B list for so long. Over the weekend she yelled at a pap. Not for taking her photo (which she loves) but because he took it from an angle which she felt didn't show off all the plastic surgery she recently had to try and get younger roles.

Part of the problem is her drinking

This former A list mostly movie actress who was really close to A+ at one point while doing a franchise has slipped to mostly doing indies. Part of the problem is her drinking. She also recently lost her boyfriend who finally threw in the towel after he caught her cheating again following a booze soaked night of partying.

Our actor let her drink his drink while she sat on his lap

This married B list mostly movie actor who has never reached the heights he did with the role that got him his Academy Award win/nomination was out with a woman most definitely not his wife. Apparently she was young enough looking that the waiter asked her for i.d. when she ordered a drink and she did the whole didn't bring her license with her trick. Our actor let her drink his drink while she sat on his lap though.

She did it for herself rather than the money or attention

This former A list performer (singer) who has dropped to a B+ in the past six months recently did a nude photo shoot that she shot for Playboy. Before it can be published though, she gets to look at the final product and decide. She did it for herself rather than the money or attention.