December 2013 – Page 2

The very person they hired to help was a drug addict himself

This very famous Singer broke up with this Business Guy over a year ago. He was really hired (Yes, hired) as more of a guardian than a mate. The public was surprised when they broke up, though, because they saw him as such a stable influence in her life. Not really! We’ll get to that. Business Guy has since moved on to dating Young Actress, who is much, much younger than him. We’re not terribly surprised that she would date someone so much older, because she was rumored to have dated a Rocker who was also much too old for her. Does Young Actress know the real reason that Singer broke up with Business Guy?

She had to be threatened with a call to the police

This former A list mostly television actress who is not shy about getting naked in movies and doesn't work much since her last network show went off the air last year, showed up drunk to the Christmas show at her kid's school this past week. Not just tipsy but barely standing drunk and had to be threatened with a call to the police before she could be talked out of driving her kid home after the performance.

He can’t stand to attention even a little

This B list celebrity/former multiple reality star on network and cable doesn't have a girlfriend. Apparently our B lister can't stand to attention even a little. Whenever he has an event he hires a woman for the night to make it look like he is living the life he always dreamed.

She tried to kill herself earlier this year with pills

This A list singer/celebrity has dropped from A+ and is headed to B+. Part of the reason may be depression. Apparently she tried to kill herself earlier this year with pills and has threatened to do so multiple times since then. Her record label keeps someone with her at all times. Probably not out of a love of her but for future earnings.

She was a big mess and sloppy and was really sad to see

This former A list singer/celebrity who is probably still an A list celebrity because of her name but a B- list singer had a great run but is back on drugs in a big way. The thing that is scaring the people around her is that she was off them for so long but is doing them at the same or higher levels than she was before she got clean. During a performance this weekend she hit a meth pipe before and after her very brief set and was a big mess and sloppy and was really sad to see.

She started yelling at her married lover on the phone

This B- list mostly television actress with the very long name loves people to think she is righteous and never does anything wrong. She is one of the biggest blind item offenders and this week got drunk at an event and started yelling at her married lover on the phone while everyone just looked at her with wide open mouths.

He is having some cash flow issues

Look for this A list couple who I can't stand, to have to sell their home. Oh yes, they will say they decided to live somewhere else, but the reality is he is having some cash flow issues and needs to sell the house as soon as it is finished. He hopes he can make it that long anyway.

He wanted to be able to be there for his pregnant girlfriend

This former B+ list mostly movie actor with almost A list name recognition asked a nurse in a doctor's office if it was ok if he smoked inside because he wanted to be able to be there for his pregnant girlfriend at her appointment. The nurse said no. Our actor left the girlfriend behind and chain smoked until she came outside.

He is definitely going to be in the 2014 death pool

This D list celebutante from an A list celebutante family has been making an a-hole of himself while on vacation and is having to pay three times the amount for his drugs as everyone else would. No one will buy them for him because he uses drugs that will find you in jail for a long time if caught buying. A long time. Especially in the quantities he buys daily. Definitely going to be in the 2014 death pool.

She thinks she would be great on one of their reality shows

This former host of a top rated cable reality show lost her job when the wife of the producer found out they were sleeping together, has moved on to an married ABC executive who thinks she would be great on one of their reality shows when the network ditches the foreign celebrity who has had a bad couple of months.

This is how he gets ready to get married

Apparently this former A list musician from an A list rock group who is still B list because of his name and the history of the group, has spent almost everyday he has been engaged to his girlfriend having sex with a different woman. I guess this is how he gets ready to get married? Probably why he has a bunch of divorces under his belt.

She is so weak from not eating that she can barely stand upright

This girl from a famous family is barely in her 30s, but it seems like she has been a celebrity forever. She’s had a few struggles in her life (drugs, alcohol, etc.), but one in particular has reared its ugly head yet again. If you’ve seen photos of her lately, she looks very thin. Can’t chalk this one up to a "healthy" lifestyle or exercise or a vegan diet. This is a full-blown eating disorder. She is anorexic. Of course she will deny it. That’s part of her disease. She has lots of responsibilities, but the girl is well under 100 lbs and is so weak from not eating that she can barely stand upright. It’s really bad. Really bad.