She really should stop sleeping with her female employees, because those girls love to talk!

Since this famous young performer is frequently in the headlines about both her personal and her professional life, you probably think that you know everything about her. You don’t. She wants to be seen as this sexy girl that drives men wild. She still gets lots of publicity thanks to that one very famous boyfriend (who is also in the entertainment industry), and the fact that he intensely and publicly desired her is all she wants you to know about her love life. Are you ready for the truth? Half of her intimate encounters… are with women! She is not just experimenting. She is definitely bisexual. And she really should stop sleeping with her female employees, because those girls love to talk! BONUS CLUE: No, It’s Not Miley Cyrus!

The tweener said she took one for the team

This permanent A+ list mostly movie actor made some arrangements and the next thing you know the aging one was spending some alone time with this former A+ list tweener who has hopefully given up on acting and is sticking to music. The tweener said she took one for the team. Not sure what team that is but she also wouldn't get any more roles if she didn't. Apparently our actor was only interested in using the exit ramp so to speak.

He said she is shallow and he wanted no part of her

This boozing former A list tweener who is still an A list celebrity/singer thought it would be love and unicorns when she hooked up with this A list band member last week. She flew halfway around the world and after spending a few hours with him he wanted no part of her. He said she is shallow and wanted to go out so they could be seen together and started making plans for the next few months together. It was too much for him.

She drank a half bottle of vodka in about 30 minutes

This A list singer/celebrity who is really close to that B+ line drank a half bottle of vodka in about 30 minutes while waiting for her flight. Hunkered down in a corner with sunglasses on she had a waiter in the airport lounge doing non-stop laps bringing her drinks while another airline employee kept away interested people.

Apparently those were the only smiles she had

This A+ list singer/celebrity was spotted while out this past week. Of course she was because she wanted to be. Several teens and pre-teens tried to get photos or an autograph with the singer but she blew them off or had her multiple bodyguards keep them away from her saying she didn't have time. What she did have time for were about an hour pf photos with a paid photographer who distributed the photos to tabloids. Apparently those were the only smiles she had.

No baby, and she is now back to work

This young star was at a party in December when she excused herself to another room to take a very important phone call. What could be so urgent as to pull herself away from the fun? She was checking on the results of an official pregnancy test! This girl was near hysterics during the call: Wailing about what she should do, how her celebrity boyfriend would react (and no, we don’t know if he was the father or not), and how this was going to affect her upcoming project! She was especially concerned about keeping the story quiet… but was loudly crying and shouting into the phone while saying this (She really should have a little chat with Taylor Swift about the effectiveness of the "magic invisibility shield"!)

There is a 30 second cell phone video of her snorting lines of coke

This former A list tweener who is now an A list celebrity/singer and B- list actress with almost A+ list name recognition has a fairly squeaky clean reputation. That reputation is in danger though because there is a 30 second cell phone video of her snorting lines of coke like a champion while dressed in just a pair of panties.

Blame it all on someone else

This A list celebrity/singer needs to watch out from those veryclose to them. The people they think are their friends are trying to sell stories and photos that paint the singer in a horrible light and have a plan to blame it all on someone else.

Young people of Hollywood: Resume your freak out!

You may be aware that a celebrity is concerned that his cell phone was seized by police. He knows that there are photos and film clips of him on there in various states of undress and doing various drugs. However, there is a much bigger story behind the cell phone that only we know about! The bigger story is about who else is on the cell phone! For the past two days, half of young Hollywood has been freaking the fuck out about the seizure. Why? Because many of them were snapped and filmed while they were in various states of undress and while they were drinking and doing drugs (pot, coke, pills).

He passes her around to his friends

This B-list singer is on the rapid decline, and a recent failed intervention has left her team scrambling for a way to not only save her, but salvage her career. The group assembled to try and intervene and get her away from her toxic boyfriend included this A-list singer, who has remained loyal through all of the bad behavior, and this C-list celebrity, and one-time BFF that went through a similar trial a few years back.

Monster coke fest

This A+ list singer/celebrity took it upon herself to watch over this other A list singer/celebrity this past week. Not such a good idea. The A+ lister couldn't handle the constant partying and what turned out to be a monster coke fest and bailed on the "ill" A lister when she invited strangers to their supposedly shared hotel suite. Things are not going to end well for the A lister.