September 17, 2019

People act like they have never seen it before. He never hides it.

I always get a kick out of fans who say they are fans, but obviously aren't. The former tween singer turned adult A- list singer in a fake relationship has been spotted smoking for a decade and it is generally cigars. People act like they have never seen it before. He never hides it.
September 14, 2019

3 blinds in a row

This alliterate permanent A list singer who is not even the biggest in her family has always said she hated this permanent A++ list celebrity, so I'm not sure why she would agree to work with her. That seems really odd. / At a recent concert, everyone had quite the laugh watching the foreign born A- list actress try to pretend she knew any words to any of the songs by her husband. / Apparently Bel Air was not considered "young enough" for the alliterate former actress turned A list celebrity which is why she has focused her search on Malibu.
September 9, 2019

She should get the backstory straight

The foreign born former A- list actress really should get the backstory straight and get the age down of the person in which she is involved in a fake relationship.
August 14, 2019

If she could get pregnant in a day she would.

The foreign born A-/B+ list actress who had a thirsty 2018 after her shutdown of a network television show that would have gone on for longer except for her has a public image problem that goes well beyond her fake relationship. Look for her to put that to good use right now though. If she could get pregnant in a day she would.
July 10, 2019

The only countries this foreign born actress will be joining her husband in are

The only countries this foreign born A-/B+ list actress will be joining her husband in are those where they have national television appearances and she can be a part of.
June 28, 2019

2 blinds in a row

This foreign born A- list-ish actress and her A- list-ish celebrity husband are still newlyweds but decided to get separate hotel rooms yet again while visiting NYC. / This one named A list rapper/singer who has a lot of awards talks a good game about settling down, but his last two serious girlfriends left him because of his cheating.
May 17, 2019

She forgot – changed certain parts of the back story she established

For the third time in as many days, once in public and twice to media, this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress forgot/changed certain parts of the back story she established with the former A+ list tweener who has rebooted to his tweener days.
April 8, 2019

If you are in LA and see him today, ask him to show you one.

The next time this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress sexts with her celebrity husband will be the first. If you are in LA and see him today, ask him to show you one. He won't be able to.