A fundraising event for one of the U.S. Presidential Candidates was going to be hosted by a famous actor. At the last minute, The Actor bowed out, saying that he had a “scheduling conflict.” No. That was a lie.
This A+ list mostly movie actor not named Brad Pitt is set to sit down with the FBI about some things within the next couple of weeks. So far, his attorney has kept them away, but can’t for much longer.
In the past few years, this talented actor has been getting more and more high-profile roles and hanging out with more and more high-profile stars. He is not a very tall or traditionally handsome guy and is still a little shy and awkward in new situations. Well, one of his new friends – an actor who is one of Hollywood’s biggest partying bachelors – saw that as an opportunity to have a little fun with him. The bachelor and our actor were at a party together. The bachelor quietly engaged a very big and burly black guy to simply stand a few feet away from the actor, arms folded, and stare at him in a menacing manner. Then the big guy moved one step at a time toward our actor, essentially backing him into a corner. Our actor began freaking out! He set down his drink and held his palms out to try to stop the man from advancing and begged for mercy. "Ummm…. I-I-I don’t want any trouble. Look, I don’t know what I did, but I’m sorry, OK? I’m sorry! I don’t want to die! Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit!" The big man broke first. "Relax, man! I’m just fucking with you." Our actor bolted from the scene, leaving the bachelor and his friends doubled over with laughter.
This former A list mostly movie actor is married. He also has kid(s). He likes to pretend he has a happy marriage but he has been hooking up with a model he met through this A+list mostly movie actor. Probably a toss away from the A+ lister.
This very famous actor is still young but he has already had a very big career in films. He has been nominated for/won several huge awards. He leads the good life (famous and beautiful girlfriends, lots of money, multiple homes) but is careful to keep his public image clean. He visited a foreign country in the past year or so, accompanied by a small gang of friends (all actors). Even though it was a great trip, some of his friends actually avoided hanging out with him. For example, they would catch a ride from someone else whenever possible so they didn’t have to be in the confined space of a car with him. Why? Apparently he likes to go on these epic cocaine-fueled rants about women/politics/the planet and is quite unbearable to be around. Yes, you read that right. Cocaine-fueled. And, yes, this is the same man who actually claims in interviews that he has never even tried drugs!
It turns out that Justin Bieber is not the only person who can use a private jet as their own personal hot box. This A+ list mostly movie actor and multiple Academy Award winner/nominee did the same thing on a very long distance international flight with many of his friends.
Sure, there are lots of big names on this Actress’ list of conquests. But what about the names that are scribbled out? We know who they are and there definitely appears to be a pattern with them! Here are a few: A famous Director who has been known to hook up with actresses. He had a significant other at the time of their affair. A big-name Producer who has financed more than one award-winning film. He had a significant other at the time of their affair. A good-looking Actor 1 whose films have won major awards. He had a significant other at the time of their affair. A good-looking Actor 2 who is best known for his starring role in a popular film series. He had a significant other at the time of their affair.
Somehow she got this idea planted in her head that she was going to be this Actor’s date to the Oscars. So, approximately a month ago, she told all of her friends that she was going, and planned out her dress and hair and makeup. Who did he take as his date? Not her! She cried (not in front of him, but to her girlfriends) when she found out. While she did show up at the same parties, good luck finding a photo of them together as a couple. Yes, he can be kind of distant that way. And it seems that the more distant he is, the more she goes running after him! When are his girlfriends going to learn? They are all interchangeable and replaceable arm candy.
This A+ list mostly movie actor had no issues sleeping with a model the other night despite he being in a relationship and her celebrity boyfriend texting her all night because he is going through withdrawals.
This A list super model was talking smack all night at a party about the size of this A+ list mostly movie actor's manhood. She says it's small and doesn't work and she spent most of their relationship trying to get him hard.
"I was with a client one in the mens room," says A-list publicist Ken Sunshine. "We are going our thing at the urinal. We are tipped than in the stall was a paparazzi taking photo’s of us. Thats the level of depravity we are talking about and its crazy." GUESS WHO! – Hint, he is a BIG BOY…some might call him a Wolf! Wink.
This A+ list mostly movie actor got quietly drunk at dinner last night as his much younger girlfriend talked about her modeling career. Our actor fell on one trip to the bathroom and on the way back sat at a booth with some tourists where he proceeded to drink some wine straight from their bottle. He did buy their dinner though.