It failed spectacularly.

Their ruse failed. It failed spectacularly. When you have family members from the other side exposing how fake the relationship is with the A list reality star and her fake boyfriend, things have gone really wrong. Look for another new entrant soon to this attempt to created what will never be.

Our reality star went off on her assistant who dared bring her the wrong dress.

This A- list reality star from that A list reality family was hanging out in Cannes not that long ago with this former A+ list singer/full time woman beater. Our reality star went off on her assistant who dared bring her the wrong dress. She then had her assistant running back and forth trying to come up with the perfect amount of ice for her vodka on the rocks.

Our star was so happy and free and she should get that chance every day.

No one has ever seen this A- list reality star ALL of you know, than she was at a recent photo shoot. The closeted celebrity brought the woman she has been seeing for the past nine months and they were constantly making out and touchy feely and just had a great time in between shots. Our star was so happy and free and she should get that chance every day.

Cops weren’t called and she wasn’t ticketed.

Which member of that reality star family got busted for double parking in a handicapped parking spot by a photog? Thankfully for her, the photog worked for that three lettered gossip website who is on the family's payroll so the cops weren't called and she wasn't ticketed.

5 blinds in a row

They met at retreat in Ojai. / Two bloody nose incidents at one party this past week. / She was hitting on a married record producer and knows he is married and didn't care. / The singer said no.

3 blinds in a row

A person who has spent time with the disgraced producer says the producer is having the time of his life reading about an upcoming wedding because he had sex with the bride. / If it seems someone from this reality family is on a certain talk show almost every day it is because the married host has a crazy crush on one of the family members and thinks a hookup is possible. / This permanent A list singer is trying to get pregnant but her management team are doing everything they can to keep that from happening, including certain pills in her daily regimen of pills.

It would be best to stay away from that one named DJ

Once again the "love story" that was crafted by the momager for her reality star daughter crashed and burned so be on the lookout for a new "love." It would be best to stay away from that one named DJ they are discussing because he has some really damaging audio/video out there that will make anyone near him toxic if they ever get released.