July 13, 2019

She begged for weeks to get an invite to a bachelorette party

This alliterate former actress turned es-cort begged for weeks to get an invite to a bachelorette party featuring the former reality star turned B+/B list actress. The es-cort things it would be great for her singing career.
April 13, 2019

When some pictures were emailed, they said it could have been her former co-star from a now defunct show

This former reality star turned A-/B+ list actress had some hair and makeup people come to her hotel today for an award show. When they arrived there was a man getting dressed who is not her long time boyfriend. When some pictures were emailed, they said it could have been her former co-star from a now defunct show.
March 25, 2019

This former reality star turned actress is being cheated on

Much like when she was across the country performing, things are no different now that she is halfway around the world. This former reality star turned actress is being cheated on by her permanent A list significant other.
January 16, 2019

3 blinds in a row

This former reality star turned A- list mostly television actress turned mostly celebrity was doing coke at a party and says she doesn't do it around her boyfriend because he wants to do it and she is afraid he will die if he does it. / This former A- list singer turned a lot of do everything to make a buck is married. Much much earlier this year he met someone at a big event he was hosting and they have been hooking up ever since. /This permanent A list singer every single one of you knows who usually sings in a foreign language managed to get a woman and her barely legal daughter pregnant at roughly the same time.
December 22, 2018

2 blinds in a row

In the four hours this A- list mostly television actress from a hit network show was out the door, she was cheated on by her ancient significant other. / This convicted child molester that people keep giving jobs to was with some tweens the other night. Yep, not even 13. Two were for sure 12 according to someone who was there to witness it.
November 7, 2018

He had a procedure several years ago to make sure he doesn’t have more kids.

Apparently this aging permanent A list musician/frequent reality star/frequent husband had a procedure several years ago to make sure he doesn't have more kids. This will probably come as a shock to his actress significant other who wants children.
October 4, 2018

Apparently there is a woman claiming that our musician got her pregnant and she is very close to delivering their baby.

Remember that little break that this permanent A list musician/frequent reality star had with this A- list mostly television actress? It probably lasted a couple months or so before they finally put the finishing touches on their agreement relationship. Apparently there is a woman claiming that our musician got her pregnant and she is very close to delivering their baby.
August 30, 2018

3 blinds in a row

The coke use is ravaging the youth of this former reality star turned A- list mostly television actress who stars on a hit network show. / Producers of this award show are concerned enough about the stability of this A list singer / There is no way this one named permanent A list singer is handing over anything medical related so there is going to be a massive check written in the next few weeks to make this all go away.