At some point soon, they will both come out.

Seemingly every week, we move closer to the truth from this acting couple consisting of a B+ lister and a permanent A lister. At some point soon, they will both come out. I expect the first thing will be that they have an open marriage.

Generally at least one of your offspring has to be a minor.

Right now, the unwritten rule is you have to be an Academy Award winner/nominee to join the club. That box can be checked. Generally at least one of your offspring has to be a minor. An exception is being made to that because it is so close. Plus, the club likes high profile members and you get several with this family.

Apparently it is her third or fourth.

This troubled celebrity offspring who has been used and abused since her early teens because of her hands off parents who lived their own lives recently had another abortion. Apparently it is her third or fourth.

In a recent interview, she chose to ignore the other couple

This sometimes A- list actress who is married to a permanent A list actor loves to talk about their marriage and se-x life. In a recent interview, she chose to ignore the other couple that was a huge part of their sex life for nearly a decade until that couple split over money issues they attribute to the acting couple.

5 blinds in a row

Of course he also had to pay a huge bribe. / They do their own thing now and are discreet enough, they are rarely busted. / This A- list reality star/lover of teens/frequent drunk is running a Ponzi scheme. / All those millions she bragged about before, is down to one that pays about $50K a year. / She is hooking up with a married foreign born celebrity.

Usually when either spouse is on the road or filming it is go time for the other.

I was kind of surprised to see this closeted A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is much further down the list than her husband not out and about last night with her much younger blonde female lover of the past few months. Usually when either spouse is on the road or filming it is go time for the other. Maybe the girlfriend went away for the holidays because the way they have been going at it, they are definitely still together.

She looked embalmed, it was that bad.

This B-list actress with A-list name recognition (mainly because who she's married to) who divides her time between movies and TV debuted her new Botox-filled face at a red carpet event last night? She looked embalmed, it was that bad.

Always managing to get through any obstacles in her path

One person who came, but was not invited to an event was the girlfriend of this B+ list celebrity offspring who is an actor/jack of all trades. His mom, who has A+ list name recognition does not approve of the girlfriend. The girlfriend can't be stopped though in always managing to get through any obstacles in her path.