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October 18, 2017

Then one night, his world changed forever.

Another classic Himmmm blind. Again, I have only replaced names with a description and removed some easy identifiers. I have left his writing intact. The REAL story I wanted to share with you has to do with more recent times.
September 18, 2017

Her marriage was falling apart and we could even say she was technically married.

The Emmy Awards are on Sunday and I was looking back through old notes I made from some earlier shows and came across one that I received about a week after the airing. I kept meaning to use it and never did until now. I won’t give you the year, but it is considered to be the worst Emmy Award broadcast ever.
June 29, 2017

Actor has more problems than just another lawsuit

This former A+ list mostly television actor has more problems than just another lawsuit. This permanent A list mostly movie actor used to regularly hook up with the tv actor’s ex.
January 29, 2017

In addition to a seven figure fee, he wants a guarantee they will cast someone who will have sex with him.

It is still iffy if this former A+ list mostly television actor turned A+ list train wreck and former A+ list woman beater will get a spot on a reality show. In addition to a seven figure fee, he wants a guarantee they will cast someone who will have sex with him. That might be a tough thing to do.
January 6, 2017

Let’s talk about two of his ex-wives

This TV actor made millions from a couple of series. Let’s talk about two of his ex-wives! [Ex 1] has been vilified in the press for being a gold-digger, but every time [Ex 2] f*cks up and her kids have to go somewhere, [Ex 1] offers to help. Some villain, right? It’s too bad [The Actor] is too screwed up himself to recognize how much she is helping him.
November 23, 2016

This TV actor made millions from a couple of series. Let’s talk about two of his ex-wives!

This TV actor made millions from a couple of series. Let’s talk about two of his ex-wives! [Ex 1] has been vilified in the press for being a gold-digger, but every time [Ex 2] f*cks up and her kids have to go somewhere, [Ex 1] offers to help. Some villain, right? It’s too bad [The Actor] is too screwed up himself to recognize how much she is helping him.
June 4, 2014

We hear she keeps him satisfied by supplying her MALE porn costars for his entertainment

This bad boy seems to have calmed down since he got serious about his former pornstar girlfriend and he has his friends wondering WHY. What’s so special about HER? We hear she keeps him satisfied by supplying her MALE porn costars for his entertainment. The bad boy pays each guy $5000 per visit so they are highly motivated to make him happy. It’s a family affair – the girlfriend watches while the bad boy fiddles around with the guys!
June 1, 2014

I can’t believe she convinced someone to leave their wife

With the holiday weekend, I'm surprised this B list mostly television actor from a middling cable show which co-stars someone who is way more famous because of his past show than his current one didn't announce a separation from his wife. It would have been the perfect time. He has been hooking up with this sometime B list television and movie actress with the really long name and the even longer reputation. Never let it be said that she doesn't date married guys. I can't believe she convinced someone to leave their wife.
April 11, 2014

So the Rocker and his ex wife are at a stalemate

After a contentious divorce, and not speaking for several years, this former long time couple of the A-list rocker and the B-list older television actress (she's not old, though!) recently ran into each other at an AA meeting of all places. After the meeting, they hung around and chatted, and now that they're both working on themselves can see that there is still a lot of love there. Where it goes from there? No one knows, but they have been spending a lot of time together as friends, but it doesn't appear to be going anywhere soon.
April 8, 2014

He recently filmed her having sex with another woman and doing lines of coke

This C list celebrity with A list name recognition better hope she stays on good terms with her A list ex considering he recently filmed her having sex with another woman and doing lines of coke.
March 9, 2014

She has been seen over at one of her old customer’s homes

This current Real Housewife in a city that might not get another season is divorcing her husband. Well, he is divorcing her. Anyway, that is not the point since they haven't announced the divorce. The point of all this is that she has been seen over at one of her old customer's homes. He was a very big customer. He met his second wife at the same place. He is an actor.
February 14, 2014

Asses beget asses

One Hollywood actor (with the help of a drink or two) was ranting about two other actors and their parenting methods the other day. "The parents get all crazy about protecting their kids from paparazzi, but meanwhile their home life is so fucked up that the kids are bound to grow up being out of control." "Just look at [Actor 2]‘s and [Actor 3]‘s kids. Their fathers are two of the biggest asses in Hollywood, and they think they are great parents, but the first chance they get, [their kids] are shoving their asses in our faces! They learned that shit at home. Asses beget asses." BONUS: "they are asses in more way than one,"