December 25, 2017

4 blinds in a row

This foreign born still one hit wonder got dinner, but got turned down by the guy she was meeting when she quoted a rate for an after dinner performance. No matter what she does to herself or how many procedures she does to try to keep looking young, this permanent A/A- list singer is always going to be cheated on by her A list boyfriend. Apparently he is unable to perform any longer. This A+ list mostly movie actor is receiving death threats from people he suspects are associated with his A+ list actress ex.
October 12, 2017

She has spent more time with doctors than on a set.

This A- list mostly movie actress has been in the news the past few weeks trying to shape the narrative about her life. Married to a former A+ lister who is declining in his "older" years all of her mental issues have been exacerbated by him cheating all the time. She has spent more time with doctors than on a set.
August 20, 2017

He slept with almost every actress on that set which his future wife didn’t find out about until many years later

Back in the day when this movie won almost a handful of Oscars, people talked about these two stars in the movie who hooked up and later married.
December 1, 2016

They are fighting about a project he is involved in back in her home country and she takes it seriously.

This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee with the wandering age has been calling everyone she knows to not appear on the very popular television show of this foreign born reality star. They are fighting about a project he is involved in back in her home country and she takes it seriously.
October 21, 2016

Pills probably.

Numb and completely out of it were words used to describe this former Academy Award winner/nominee turned television actress at an event yesterday. Pills probably.
July 14, 2014

He has been shacking up with a woman a quarter of his age while his actress wife lives in their home

This former A+ list mostly movie actor who will always have A list name recognition and is in an acting family has been shacking up with a woman a quarter of his age while his actress wife lives in their home.
May 4, 2014

She went through two packs in about three hours

This barely hanging on to A list mostly movie actress who is also an Academy Award winner recently shot a spread for a magazine. Her people made it very clear that our actress would leave if anyone smoked near her or even if they smelled like smoke. Our actress then spent the entire time in between photos chain smoking. She went through two packs in about three hours.
April 21, 2014

She acted like a zombie

Some reporters tried to ask this foreign born former A list mostly movie actress some questions on a red carpet this week but were unable to understand a word she said. She was talking so softly and mumbling every word and what they could hear and understand had nothing to do with the question they asked. She acted like a zombie.