September 10, 2013

He was convinced she was trying to get pregnant

This A list celebrity/former singer and now reality star and possible future singer was being discussed over the weekend by her celebrity ex who doesn't play music but does play something else. He says that when they were dating that they would have sex and after it was over the celebrity would tell him that she forgot to take her pill. She would do this frequently. He was convinced she was trying to get pregnant and if he tried to use a condom she would refuse to have sex with him.
September 10, 2013

Our actress has been paying the entire salaries for two teachers for five years now

This B-/C+ list mostly television actress has been as high as a B when she was starring on that huge network television monster hit. Since then she has worked here and there and has been on a hit show but it was premium cable so not that many people watched. Anyway she used to travel extensively and with an ex, visited a town in Africa and met with some women there who said there was no school because they could not afford to pay for a teacher. Our actress has been paying the entire salaries for two teachers for five years now and also paid for a new school to be built and computers and internet. She has done it all herself and has not asked for any other help or contributions.
September 10, 2013

He appears to be in charge now

This TV star has been at every New York Fashion Week since she became famous. She always goes to multiple shows and is always photographed in the front row (or she won’t attend). So where is she this year? At home. And it’s not because she is concerned about public criticism. It’s because her celebrity boyfriend told her to stay home… while he goes to Fashion Week solo! She has not turned out to be quite the fashion asset that he thought she would be. In fact, she’s become a liability. So, even though she is known for her fashion sense (good or bad), he told her to stay home and stay out of his way. She cried and cried, but he did not relent. Yes, he appears to be in charge now.
September 8, 2013

Actress is covered in bruises and can’t stop shaking

This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was so strung out over the weekend and so close to the edge that she asked her drug dealer to stay with her until the staff came to work in the morning. The drug dealer said he was freaked out and that the actress is covered in bruises and can't stop shaking.
September 8, 2013

There were such high hopes for him when he was younger

What former A+ list tweener got hammered this weekend and kept standing up in the middle of a club shouting that he was away from his girlfriend over the weekend and was looking for one or two people to take her place for a few hours. He went crazy with a personal wet t-shirt contest that he made potential sex partners do the "I need to see if they are real by touching them," test. He went back to his beach house with two women that night. His girlfriend is crazy about him too. There were such high hopes for him when he was younger.
September 8, 2013

Actress has made being a designated sex partner special part of her career

This B list actor has been in a mix of movies and television and has a name that confuses everyone with someone else who has starred in a few more things than our actor. Our actor is married, but it still didn't keep him from dropping out of a recent movie when the C+ list actress with almost A list name recognition specifically hired to sleep with him refused to do so. Our actress has made being a designated sex partner special part of her career. She has also caused some wars between actors who wanted her to themselves after filming ended and she had moved on to the next movie.
September 8, 2013

She claims he is the only guy to ever turn her down

This former A+ list mostly movie actress who is still barely an A lister, but might want to think about television, says that she got drunk one night when she was making a movie and hit on her A+ list mostly movie actor co-star. She had heard the rumors he was gay but she decided to see if she could get him to have sex. She tried everything and even offered to service him orally and using other parts of her body but he said no. All he wanted to do was talk. After that night, she tried five or six other times but all he ever wanted to do was talk. To this day she claims he is the only guy to ever turn her down.
September 8, 2013

He just wanted to change the room

Two weeks ago this former A+ list comedian, who is still A list caused a small fire in his very expensive hotel room while he was freebasing. OK, not that small of a fire, but he put it out himself. He then asked the hotel staff to put him in a different room because his smelled bad. He didn't even mention the fire even though it had set off the suppression system in his room. He just wanted to change. They let him.