October 28, 2013

She has been known to enjoy rough sex but this went way too far

This B list celebrity who does not do reality and has only one famous celebrity husband still manages to be famous because of her look. Well, she had to take three weeks off from showing that look after one of her patrons/customers/friends who she was with for the first time went a little far during sex and battered her badly. Unfortunately because she does not want the public to know how she makes most of her income she could not call the police, only her doctor. She has been known to enjoy rough sex but this went way too far.
October 28, 2013

Even though she is married she is perfectly willing to make her married A list co-star happy

This actress is B- list. Mostly television. Even though some people would even say she is a C+ list actress everyone who sees her recognizes her instantly. She was on one of the most popular shows of all time. Even though she is married she is perfectly willing to make her married A list co-star happy any way he needs to be happy. So far he has resisted her efforts but she likes the guys on her shows to be dedicated to her so she can stick around the entire run of the show.
October 28, 2013

“You might want to double check those producer lists of the things you’re reading for”

This D-list mostly television actor, with probably B-list name recognition, was seen chatting up this former D-list mostly television actor, now on the bubble of B-list celebrity. What were they talking about besides man whoring and lifting weights? Divorce attorneys. Right there in the juice bar of the gym, they were cackling away like a couple of old hens about how they need to find a way to get divorced and not get cleaned out. "It's cheaper to keep her!" was roared about ad nauseam as they toasted protein shakes and giggled like a couple of goons. This A+ list celebrity, who went through quite a messy tabloid battle of his own, walked into the juice bar after his workout, and the two idiots called him over to their table like he would A.) Even know who they are, and B.) Would even know who they are.
October 28, 2013

They are going to call it creative differences

The producers of this hit network comedy are going to reduce the role of one of the stars of the show down to just a handful of episodes or release her from her contract because she keeps gaining weight. They are going to call it creative differences.
October 28, 2013

I bet you didn’t even know they have each been to rehab multiple times

This former A list singer is now a B list singer but still has A list name recognition thanks to a bunch of pop song hits from almost a decade ago. Right now though he is lucky to be alive. I think our singer and his formerly hot and sexy wife are racing each other to death with the amount of drugs they take everyday. I bet you didn't even know they have each been to rehab multiple times.
October 28, 2013

She took a little nap at the feet of the volunteers

This B list mostly movie actress who started off in television before becoming an Academy Award winner/nominee shares a tenuous connection to a great HBO show. Anyway, our actress was at a charity event for hunger in the world or something like that and they had bags that volunteers were stuffing with food. Our actress was so hammered that she kept stumbling over the bags until finally she got tired of pulling herself back up off the floor and just took a little nap at the feet of the volunteers.
October 28, 2013

This is an interesting turn of events

This B list celebrity/athlete is trying to scramble now that she was busted cheating on her B list celebrity/athlete boyfriend. She is the one who is always accusing him of cheating and is the most jealous person in the world so this is an interesting turn of events.
October 28, 2013

Hope she isn’t sharing needles

This British female singer who was everywhere a few years ago and seemed destined to be a superstar has crashed and burned mainly due to her love of heroin. She just can't stop for longer than a day and despite rehab and even a 24/7 minder she keeps relapsing. I just hope she isn't sharing needles too.