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November 29, 2013

What she was going to order was going to make her get fat

This A list celebrity/rapper/designer made his A list reality star girlfriend cry the other night. They were ordering dinner and the girlfriend was going to order something for herself when the celebrity rapper told her she was not allowed to order for herself and that what she was going to order was going to make her get fat and that she was already fat enough and then he went on about how she needs to listen to what he says and just went on a rant which caused the reality star to star crying right at the table.
November 28, 2013

It’s simple math!

This award-winning actress was born with a silver spoon in her mouth, and has probably never set foot in a discount department store. She certainly won’t be camping out on line for a flat-screen TV at 4:00 am this Friday. However, she does display a rather remarkable insensitivity to those can’t afford luxury items. The shallow actress was asked about shopping after Thanksgiving. A friend jokingly asked her if she was planning to battle the crowds on Black Friday. "Oh, my god! Could you even imagine being in a store on Friday with the great unwashed, pushing and shoving to save a couple of dollars on some cheap plastic handbag or a cheap plastic watch?
November 28, 2013

Sister helps out a lot with the vocals

If you have been wondering what has been holding up some new music from this former A list tweener who used to release albums as frequently as she released really bad television movies featuring her character, it is because she and her sister are not getting along. It isn't like MV exactly but lets just say the sister helps out a lot with the vocals for the records.
November 28, 2013

Tweener needs to get out of this quickly

Well, it has been two months and this former A list tweener has yet to kiss his B-/C+ list celebrity "girlfriend." She signed on when there was going to be a lot of publicity about something. Now there is nothing but he keeps convincing her to hang around and she has nothing to do, so has agreed. She is sharing everything with friends now though and our former tweener needs to get out of this quickly.
November 28, 2013

It was all incredibly juvenile but was the best part of the whole night

American Music Awards: Apparently there was a little mini-catfight last night backstage. This A+ list celebrity/singer made a comment about a celebrity ex to this wannabe celebrity/reality star and the wannabe celebrity made a comment about the A lister being a prude and that the A lister should learn to suck cock. It was all incredibly juvenile but was the best part of the whole night.
November 28, 2013

Pass along women that the celebrity no longer has a use for

This former almost A list mostly television actor who now just has a smirk and a name has a deal with his A list celebrity family member to pass along women that the celebrity no longer has a use for or who can get extra extra kinky for the former actor.
November 28, 2013

He says the only reason he is an actor is to have sex with as many women as possible

This former B list mostly television actor who had a hit cable show and not much else has dropped to C list since his show went off the air. He has resorted to finding women at colleges when he makes a drop by usually during some kind of lunch break when he suddenly appears in a crowded cafeteria starving for attention. Now though he says that things are much better and that he can just sit back and women come to him now. He says the only reason he is an actor is to have sex with as many women as possible and with his new movie they are back all over him.
November 28, 2013

He has told family members that our actress is a sucker

This B- list mostly television actress finally got her big break on this fairly hit network show which seems like a lot of other shows on all the networks right now.I feel like the entire network landscape consists of crime shows and these shows.Oh, and reality.Anyway, our actress thinks she has found true love.