This former B+ list mostly movie actress who has not acted in a long time but still has A list name recognition has a new male partner who helps her out when men want to watch her have sex with someone. They must also be willing to join in with another guy which is why her partners usually leave after a week at the most.
This former B list mostly television actor who had his very own show for a couple of seasons was married to someone from an A list acting family. A list if you multiply all the names. No addition. Anyway he has branched out. What was just him helping out a friend has turned into five guys all working for him as gay escorts and all based out of his own house. He charges them rent and takes a cut of their earnings.
This blind riddle is about a celebrity and his assistant, and what it might be like to work for a celebrity as an assistant. Some of the benefits? You get to be part of that culture and you’re surrounded by creativity – in this case, I guess – and you get to travel around the world. The downside? Sometimes, in traveling around the world, you’re asked to break the law. Not a big deal. He flew to another country to start work on a new movie. His assistant came with him on the flight and he asked her to take his bags so he could save time. At customs they were curious as to why he didn’t have any luggage. And when he told them his belongings were with his assistant, they brought her in too. In his belongs – and remember she was the one transporting them – they found a few joints. Not a lot, and just for recreational use, and he certainly wasn’t dealing but you know the shit that can come down on your ass for taking drugs across a border, right? I don’t have to tell you this, right?
This encounter happened last month at the foreign premiere of a film starring several big name actors and actresses. The cast and crew of the film dined at a local restaurant prior to the premiere. Word quickly spread of their location, and several dozen fans and some local paparazzi gathered to wait outside the restaurant for the stars of the film to emerge. There was great excitement when the two most famous actors from the film – who are more than ten years apart in age - walked out of the restaurant together. There was still a lot of time left before the premiere, and the two were sharing a car to the theater. The younger actor looked around at the flashing bulbs and the people waving to him and calling out his name…
By my spy's account it took just under 20 minutes for this silver haired B- list mostly television actor from a very hit show to sit down at a bar and order a drink and have a woman who is not his wife approach him. He bought the woman a drink and soon had his hands all over her body. 20 minutes after he sat down they walked out together.
What B- list celebrity/singer who is desperate to keep up with Gaga/Cyrus and Perry was asked to leave a restaurant the other night. Guests seated next to her kept complaining about her body odor. Apparently it was so bad that people had to rush outside. She rarely showers and this is not the first time people have complained but it was the first time she was kicked out of a place.
Want to know how this A list mostly television actor with A+ name recognition met one of his ex-wives? Our actor and his best friend who is an A+ list mostly movie actor came up with a brilliant idea. They bought several bags of coke and hired an escort and dumped coke all over her naked body and then they snorted it. Although they each had her that night our television actor won her hand in marriage. True love.
This A- list singer/celebrity has been crazy with women and booze on his tour. He does make sure that he calls his wife certain times of the day though so she thinks every thing is ok and he isn't being a crazy lecherous guy which of course he is and always has been. Not Robin Thicke.