October 31, 2013

The problem is, they don’t perform live.

This B-list celebrity has joined the cast of this ailing show in hopes to restore it to at least half the glory it once had. He's got a lot of really great ideas for the show, and the producers love what he has in mind to inject a little life into things. In one creative meeting, he suggested a performance with a twist, much like their competitors do. The other B-list costar is all for it, and can't wait to collaborate. The other A-list costar freaked out and walked out of the meeting. It might seem a bit puzzling, because they've performed on the show half a dozen times before. The problem is, they don't perform live.
October 31, 2013

His favorite thing to do is watch

Despite being the star of one of the most famous shows of all time, this actor has never been more than B list. A mix of movies and television and other stuff, he now spends more of his time doing the other stuff. It is easier and pays a lot. If there is one thing our actor loves more than himself it is money. There is not much other than that he loves. His toupee collection maybe. He also loves being a complete jerk to women who are attracted to him because he is on television in front of their faces every day and he seems so harmless on television. Plus, he is aging so they are not expecting much in the sex department.
October 31, 2013

She is having a tough time being optimistic

This beloved television and movie actress not named Valerie Harper is telling her friends and family that her cancer has returned. She is going to fight it but the former B list actress from very hit shows and movies is having a tough time being optimistic.
October 31, 2013

The actor knew that is where the owner of the home kept her dogs crated during the day

This actor is B- list. Honestly that is probably his peak for now until he shows he can do some other role. Two months ago he would have been B list. That is how fast you drop in this town. In the eyes of this home owner though he will always be A list. The very good looking actor lives next door to a home that caught on fire while the owners were at work. The fire was in the kitchen of the other house and the actor knew that is where the owner of the home kept her dogs crated during the day.
October 30, 2013

Nice meeting you

"Nice to meet you." - female A list celebrity and host with A+ name recognition. "Nice to meet you too." - A+ list mostly movie actor. "Did you bring your partner with you tonight?"- our A list celebrity
October 30, 2013

The guy at the hotel who was helping him was almost out of leads to find an escort

This mostly movie actor used to be B+ list. He has some significant issues which preclude him from working more so he has faded to C list over the years and now doesn't even act that much and makes most of his money being a celebrity. Anyway last week he called five different escorts to his hotel room before one agreed to stay. The guy at the hotel who was helping him was almost out of leads to find an escort who will do anything with anyone.
October 30, 2013

She has sex with the celebrity husband of our actress on a very frequent basis

I always think it is funny when this former A list mostly movie actress/Academy Award winner gets some comeuppance. She had no idea that she was talking to a woman the other night at a party who has sex with the celebrity husband of our actress on a very frequent basis.
October 30, 2013

Must have been one heck of a Thanksgiving at her house

It is hard to believe that this former A list tweener was once this naive but for almost a year she had no idea her boyfriend was also sleeping with a guy. A much older guy. So there was our tweener about to have a procedure to take care of her pregnancy and her boyfriend who got her pregnant was having sex with an old man. Must have been one heck of a Thanksgiving at her house.