October 28, 2013

She took a little nap at the feet of the volunteers

This B list mostly movie actress who started off in television before becoming an Academy Award winner/nominee shares a tenuous connection to a great HBO show. Anyway, our actress was at a charity event for hunger in the world or something like that and they had bags that volunteers were stuffing with food. Our actress was so hammered that she kept stumbling over the bags until finally she got tired of pulling herself back up off the floor and just took a little nap at the feet of the volunteers.
October 28, 2013

This is an interesting turn of events

This B list celebrity/athlete is trying to scramble now that she was busted cheating on her B list celebrity/athlete boyfriend. She is the one who is always accusing him of cheating and is the most jealous person in the world so this is an interesting turn of events.
October 28, 2013

Hope she isn’t sharing needles

This British female singer who was everywhere a few years ago and seemed destined to be a superstar has crashed and burned mainly due to her love of heroin. She just can't stop for longer than a day and despite rehab and even a 24/7 minder she keeps relapsing. I just hope she isn't sharing needles too.
October 28, 2013

He kept apologizing last night for the behavior of his wife

For once it was not a celebrity or an actress who was the drug addled mess at a party. This beloved B list mostly television actor from a very hit network show had to keep apologizing last night for the behavior of his wife who was hammered out of her mind and kept touching men who were most definitely not her husband. She made frequent trips to the bathroom but our actor didn't appear to be contacting you know who even with the frequent absences of his wife.
October 28, 2013

She was only there long enough for a few photos

This former A list mostly movie actress who I still can't believe was ever A list made it seem like she was the kindest, most sensitive woman ever when she rushed to the side of her soon to be ex husband. She was only there long enough for a few photos and a story or two to be planted and then she was on her way when there was nothing more for her. If she could get a Kneepads cover she would rush back to his side though but I'm not sure she can convince him.
October 27, 2013

He was working for a charity and met a woman…

Apparently charity does not always work out well as this former A- list mostly television actor from a long running hit show turned B- list "I will take anything" actor found out. He was working for a charity and met a woman and they started having an affair which led to the end of both their marriages.
October 27, 2013

She was encouraging men to touch them

This former indie queen who was the first indie queen and has made some truly amazing movies with "that guy" continues heading off the deep end which is why "that guy" has been avoiding her calls to put her in his new thing. The other night she was at an event and was walking up to men and asking if they thought her breasts were sagging and if she needed a boob job and was encouraging men to touch them.
October 27, 2013

She always brings up the cheating

This A list movie director has spent almost zero times with his kids since his divorce. He is too concerned with making sure his much younger significant other is happy than anything to do with his kids. He never really calls either. Of course if he wants to see his kids he has to speak to his ex which is something he doesn't like to do since she always brings up the cheating.