October 28, 2013

Bacne doesn’t look good on Instagram

What young stud recently had a threesome with a mother and her daughter? Hopefully it was enjoyable for all three of them considering he’s been juicing his muscles. Do youthful hormones counteract the supposed dick shrinking effects of steroids? If he doesn’t stop, ironically he might have to start putting his shirt on. Bacne doesn’t look good on Instagram.
October 28, 2013

She could also do porn but needs to make it different to stand out

This former B+ list mostly television actress who is always one of my favorites despite her not being much more than a C- list after thought and now sometime movie actress, is saddened by the lack of offers she thought she would be getting after her most recent efforts backfired. She has devised a new plan she thinks will help. She wants to be spotted with another woman and have people think she is bi-sexual. That is so 2010. What she needs to do is give up on the acting thing and head towards the reality light. Only there will she achieve her goal of being famous and fawned over. She could also do porn but needs to make it different to stand out.
October 28, 2013

Do you know who my husband is

This C list mostly television actress who is lucky to have an acting job, has been doing press for her lucky project and threw a huge diva fit when she was pushed back for another guest and had to go second. She threw out the "do you know who my husband is" card. Yeah, that is a huge winner. This is where it gets crazy. When the host asked her about her husband she played it cool but walked off the set and told her publicist that she was her own person and no one better ask about her husband again.
October 28, 2013

She has been known to enjoy rough sex but this went way too far

This B list celebrity who does not do reality and has only one famous celebrity husband still manages to be famous because of her look. Well, she had to take three weeks off from showing that look after one of her patrons/customers/friends who she was with for the first time went a little far during sex and battered her badly. Unfortunately because she does not want the public to know how she makes most of her income she could not call the police, only her doctor. She has been known to enjoy rough sex but this went way too far.
October 28, 2013

Even though she is married she is perfectly willing to make her married A list co-star happy

This actress is B- list. Mostly television. Even though some people would even say she is a C+ list actress everyone who sees her recognizes her instantly. She was on one of the most popular shows of all time. Even though she is married she is perfectly willing to make her married A list co-star happy any way he needs to be happy. So far he has resisted her efforts but she likes the guys on her shows to be dedicated to her so she can stick around the entire run of the show.
October 28, 2013

“You might want to double check those producer lists of the things you’re reading for”

This D-list mostly television actor, with probably B-list name recognition, was seen chatting up this former D-list mostly television actor, now on the bubble of B-list celebrity. What were they talking about besides man whoring and lifting weights? Divorce attorneys. Right there in the juice bar of the gym, they were cackling away like a couple of old hens about how they need to find a way to get divorced and not get cleaned out. "It's cheaper to keep her!" was roared about ad nauseam as they toasted protein shakes and giggled like a couple of goons. This A+ list celebrity, who went through quite a messy tabloid battle of his own, walked into the juice bar after his workout, and the two idiots called him over to their table like he would A.) Even know who they are, and B.) Would even know who they are.
October 28, 2013

They are going to call it creative differences

The producers of this hit network comedy are going to reduce the role of one of the stars of the show down to just a handful of episodes or release her from her contract because she keeps gaining weight. They are going to call it creative differences.
October 28, 2013

I bet you didn’t even know they have each been to rehab multiple times

This former A list singer is now a B list singer but still has A list name recognition thanks to a bunch of pop song hits from almost a decade ago. Right now though he is lucky to be alive. I think our singer and his formerly hot and sexy wife are racing each other to death with the amount of drugs they take everyday. I bet you didn't even know they have each been to rehab multiple times.