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May 25, 2014

She is crazy about him

This B list mostly television actress from a hit ensemble network show that will see her hit C list as fast as it ends has a new boyfriend. She is crazy about him. So was the waiter he dated prior to our actress.
May 25, 2014

How come this didn’t work for Rob Ford?

This sometime A list mostly movie actor who has done just about everything in his career except star on Broadway has dropped 20 pounds off his already tiny frame due to his crack habit. How come this didn't work for Rob Ford?
May 25, 2014

She is spending so much time being sick from all the coke and booze

Maybe if this married former B+ list entertainer (singer) would stay home more with her kids or even spend more than a few minutes with them a week instead of partying like she is living in Miami in the 80's she wouldn't be spending so much time being sick from all the coke and booze.
May 25, 2014

Actor handed the woman his umbrella and changed the tire himself

This married foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor from a huge franchise that is set to have another release soon was walking the streets when he spotted a woman trying to change a flat tire. It was beginning to rain and the actor handed the woman his umbrella and changed the tire himself. The woman had no idea who the guy was until they started talking when she was thanking him and he ended up giving her passes to the premiere of his new movie.
May 25, 2014

They left right after they walked the red carpet

Met Gala: Well, they actually showed up to the Met Gala after all.... but left right after they walked the red carpet. The guy was heard scolding the woman about how she made him a pariah, after fellow celeb guests gave them the cold shoulder.
May 25, 2014

It was she who was doing the making out with a member of her ban

This married A- list performer (singer) is usually on the receiving end of cheating rumors. Over the weekend though, it was she who was doing the making out with a member of her band.
May 25, 2014

She is trying to fit in with him and his friends and started using

This seemingly goody goody B- list mostly television actress from a hit cable show that has seen other co-stars in this space before is now here too because of her little coke problem. A coke problem brought about because of her boyfriend who has always been a big user. Apparently she is trying to fit in with him and his friends and started using, and can't stop.
May 24, 2014

Above the neck

This A list entertainer (singer) known for the longest songs ever recently asked a woman to umm, urinate on him. Specifically the portion of the body above the neck.