December 14, 2013

He loves his new $250K car

This former almost A list mostly movie actress has turned into a B- list "I used to be famous so find me some kind of television role that doesn't get canceled" actress. She has blown through most of her savings recently and it wasn't on drugs. It was on the guy in her life who has been taking an extended break since his new lady pays for everything. He loves his new $250K car which she bought for him and was just the tip of his spending iceberg.
December 14, 2013

Girls, don’t EVER give up your profession because a man tells you to!

This professional Athlete and this Performer appear to be in a sweet and committed relationship. Oh, no! Not even close! Athlete is NOT a nice guy. He has told friends that he is no longer in love with Performer. In fact, he has been cheating on Performer for the past few months with some random girl. Whenever he has an away game, he flies the random girl into that city and spends time with her there. Of course, Performer has no idea, and thinks that their relationship is great! Why doesn’t Athlete break up with Performer? Well, Performer is the more famous half of this couple, and Athlete knows that dating her makes him more high-profile and makes sports fans more interested in him!
December 14, 2013

Apparently she is a bit of a screamer

This former A list tweener who has always been too old for her tweener shows split from her boyfriend when he caught her having sex with another guy on the set of her new show. Of course it was not hard to catch her since a lot of the cast and crew were outside her trailer. Apparently she is a bit of a screamer.
December 14, 2013

Our long long married celebrity discovered she is a lesbian

It is always interesting when this permanent A list celebrity/singer releases a new album or a new year falls upon us because it is usually when she also says hello to a new lover. A female lover. Our long long married celebrity discovered she is a lesbian about three years after she was married. Her husband didn't care because he had more eclectic taste when it came to sex and his wife was not very cooperative or good at giving him what he wanted. He found what he wanted in a string of very well paid escorts and hookers who his wife signed to very strict confidentiality agreements.
December 14, 2013

Not one person liked her

It was a long day yesterday for the crew on this upcoming live show. During rehearsals the female co-host was such a demanding diva that some of the crew begged the producers to fire her just so they wouldn't have to see her or deal with her again. She made it clear that she regarded every other person not above her in the pecking order of the show was her minion and she appeared to visibly shudder sometimes if someone came near her who was beneath her. Not one person liked her. No one.
December 14, 2013

She brings her own makeup artist who is her courier

This award winning Hunger Games actress from only this latest installment has always been the go to person for drugs on any movie where she is involved. She also brings her own makeup artist who is her courier when they run out.
December 13, 2013

What the world would love is a photo of her using coke

This former A list politician/reality star could barely sit still at a recent book signing. So much twitching and that runny nose was out of control. What the world would love is a photo of her using coke. I dare say it would be worth millions.
December 13, 2013

She thought about getting up again but ordered a drink and drank it while on the floor

This C list celebrity sister of a former A list celebrity/reality star was ticked off because one of her friends ran off with the coke over the weekend. Our C lister ran after her at a club before slipping on her heels and crashing to the ground. She thought about getting up again but ordered a drink and drank it while on the floor.