November 30, 2013

He is so broke that his electricity turned off

This A+ list mostly movie actor has spent almost $50M in the past two years and is completely broke. He is so broke that he has signed away future earnings and has no income coming in despite his movies grossing well over $1B. He refuses to downsize or cutback though and thinks he can keep things going until he gets another big paycheck. He had his electricity turned off in his primary house because he didn't pay the bill. He has a monthly cell phone because he doesn't have good enough credit to get a regular one. He owes all the cell phone carriers thousands of dollars.
November 30, 2013

Being a celebrity seemed to be the only criteria

This band was one of those that performed at the American Music Awards last night. With so much attention on them, you’d think that all of them would be on their absolute best behavior, right? Not exactly. Big stars like Taylor Swift and Justin Timberlake use events like the AMAs to mingle with big shots in the music industry. However, this one particular fair-haired band member seemed to be on a relentless quest for only one thing: to hook up! If you are a pretty, female celebrity, chances are he tried to talk you into hooking up with him last night! He didn’t seem to have any sort of type, either.
November 30, 2013

The two women spent the night thanking the manager

This A list celebrity/singer/reality star dropped off two women at his manager's house this week to thank him for his help in securing a recent honor. The two women spent the night thanking the manager in their own way.
November 30, 2013

The wife doesn’t want to be humiliated

So it's no secret that this marriage between an A list celebrity and a B-ish list bad actor/actress is simply a business arrangement. I mean, duh. Doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure that one out. They have a great arrangement, and unlike other business marriages in Hollywood, they don't try too hard to convince the world that they are so in love. There has been some buzz since August that this arrangement is on the rocks, though. Mostly because the wife doesn't want to be humiliated, and sees the husband's behavior as doing only that. His first love is back in the picture.
November 30, 2013

she wouldn’t read, she doesn’t audition for anything

Desperate for work this former B+ list mostly television actress who is now a straight to On Demand movie actress approached various play directors this past week about any roles they might be willing to give her. She said that it would be great publicity for them and that it would bring in ticket sales. The one who seemed kind of receptive wanted her to read for the part. She said she wouldn't read and that she doesn't audition for anything. Probably why she doesn't work.
November 30, 2013

The actor was forced off the show

This B list actor quit his long running network show not that long ago. I call him B list because of the show but as soon as he left he probably became C list. Although he was allowed to say he quit that is not the whole truth. His contract was not going to be renewed because of some serious issues that have happened over the course of the last two seasons on the show. Some people say he is showing early signs of dementia while others just say he is a dirty old man who does way too many drugs and booze and has let lots of years of success go to this head. There is not a female crew member who has not been pawed at and groped by the guy which the producers have turned a blind eye to for years with only the occasional warning handed out or a one episode suspension without pay.
November 30, 2013

The tweener knows and maybe some of the other female friends know, but not the wife

How awkward do you think it is to go out as friends with someone when that someone's husband paid for sex with the other person? So, you have a former B+ list female tweener. She is hanging out with some female friends. They are having a great time. One of the female friends is married. Her celebrity husband paid a lot of money to have sex with the former tweener. The tweener knows and maybe some of the other female friends know, but not the wife. Awkward.
November 30, 2013

Maybe over the pumpkin pie you could talk to him about your turkey leg

Dear ___________ (dadager) A little holiday present for you. That guy who wants to be your future son in law is spending thousands on Viagra every month to convince your daughter that he is straight. Maybe over the pumpkin pie you could talk to him about your turkey leg.