March 10, 2014

He is going to need a transplant

This former A list mostly television actor who has permanent A list name recognition despite not being the star of anything non-reality related in a very long time drinks about two liters of vodka a day all measured out into 16 ounce water bottles which he drinks from all day. Apparently at this point his liver is in horrible shape and is going to need a transplant.
March 10, 2014

Who did he take as his date? Not her!

Somehow she got this idea planted in her head that she was going to be this Actor’s date to the Oscars. So, approximately a month ago, she told all of her friends that she was going, and planned out her dress and hair and makeup. Who did he take as his date? Not her! She cried (not in front of him, but to her girlfriends) when she found out. While she did show up at the same parties, good luck finding a photo of them together as a couple. Yes, he can be kind of distant that way. And it seems that the more distant he is, the more she goes running after him! When are his girlfriends going to learn? They are all interchangeable and replaceable arm candy.
March 10, 2014

She isn’t pregnant now

This B- list mostly television actress who hopes her show is renewed for a second season is ticked off because she had a six month fling with her married co-star and he told her he was going to leave his wife for the actress. He hasn't and he won't. There were some whispers during the filming of the show that she even got pregnant by her co-star but she isn't pregnant now.
March 10, 2014

She added his name to multi-million dollar homes

This unemployed "journalist" has really played his cards right. Not only will he be pulling in massive dollars for the next couple of decades because of his A list mostly movie actress/Golden Globe winner/nominee girlfriend but he also got his name added to the title of two of her houses. A monthly allowance is one thing but she added his name to multi-million dollar homes.
March 10, 2014

She had to buy new clothes off the rack

Never one for hard drugs this A+ list pop singer/celebrity has been pill popping and boozing and binge eating for the past week and it has taken a team of makeup and stylists to get her presentable each day. At this point she is like a robot because she has taken so many pills and she had to buy new clothes off the rack for a quick tour because she gained 10 pounds in a week.
March 10, 2014

Hunky trainer has a green-card marriage and plays it straight

Is this openly gay TV personality who already suffered a painful loss, headed for another stay at heartbreak Hotel? He has a new YOUNG boyfriend and he’s doing everything he can to promote the lad’s career. But, BEHIND HIS BACK, the conniving cutie is having a fling with the personal trainer they both share! Our unsuspecting TV guy doesn’t have a clue because the hunky trainer has a green-card marriage and plays it straight.
March 10, 2014

Told everyone how bad he is in bed

A birthday party is probably not the best time for this former B list tweener who makes her living on tweener shows when not making news to tell this former A list tweener and birthday celebrant who wants to get into real television and movies that the B lister had sex with the A lister's boyfriend and found him wanting and told everyone how bad he is in bed.
March 9, 2014

She has been seen over at one of her old customer’s homes

This current Real Housewife in a city that might not get another season is divorcing her husband. Well, he is divorcing her. Anyway, that is not the point since they haven't announced the divorce. The point of all this is that she has been seen over at one of her old customer's homes. He was a very big customer. He met his second wife at the same place. He is an actor.