He’s a hipster musician, in one of those acclaimed bands that shows up on Saturday Night Live once a year, or at least that’s how it feels like to me, who sometimes gets into Twitter fights with actual musical legends.
Of course he’s smug, and he talks a lot of trash.
Also, he steps out on his wife.
Let’s back up though. Because his first marriage ended ugly too.
Two years later he proposed to his second wife, who has many celebrity friends in her own right, and it was a big hipster wedding with designer flourishes and they were happy, teasing each other in magazines.
That’s over now too.
He’s been cheating on her with a songwriter who was everywhere 15 years ago, although at the time a lot of us couldn’t tell her apart from another girl on a piano.
She divorced earlier this year.
Now his wife has filed for divorce because she found out about their affair.
Can’t wait to see what excuse he comes up for it this time.
Patrick Carney – The Black Keys
Feuds: Justin Bieber and Jack White
1st wife: Denise Grollmus
2nd wife: Emily Ward
New girlfriend: Michelle Branch (mistaken for Vanessa Carleton)