He prefers women who aren’t too bright

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I’m pretty sure the whole world would like to hear the alliterate national sports announcer talking about how he liked high school girls and how he prefers women who aren’t too bright so you can trick them a little bit.

Cris Collinsworth

Game analyst for NBC’s Sunday Night Football

Cris Collinsworth Likes His Ladies Very Young and Extremely Stupid

Every now and then someone will dig up a long lost video clip from the past that’s so amazing in every way that you have to watch it multiple times to confirm it’s real. This is one of those videos.

A nice gentleman named Greg sent this in to Josh at With Leather, who accurately points out a rather striking resemblance between the young Collinsworth and Wooderson from Dazed and Confused, and all of us sports fans owe Greg and Josh a debt of gratitude for this one. Here, in all its glory, is a halftime segment on the fabulous single life of NFL players from an early 80s Monday Night Football telecast. Watch Cris Collinsworth gyrate on the dance floor to the funky sounds of The Pointer Sisters and detail to Terre Blair just how big of a twatty baller he is:

I’m not gonna deny it, I walk around with hundred dollar bills hanging out of my pocket…I like girls that aren’t too bright because you can trick ’em a little bit…high school girls love me. Fourteen to eighteen, I’m a big star with them. As soon as they mature, after they turn 18 years old, they start to figure it out.- Source