September 8, 2013

He just wanted to change the room

Two weeks ago this former A+ list comedian, who is still A list caused a small fire in his very expensive hotel room while he was freebasing. OK, not that small of a fire, but he put it out himself. He then asked the hotel staff to put him in a different room because his smelled bad. He didn't even mention the fire even though it had set off the suppression system in his room. He just wanted to change. They let him.
September 8, 2013

Former boyfriend once called out the C listers name during sex

This B+ list mostly television actress from a very hit network show that is starting to wind down hates one of her C+ list former co-stars. Why? The former boyfriend of the B+ lister once called out the C listers name during sex.
September 8, 2013

Tweener grew more and more uncomfortable before finally fleeing

This celebrity is probably still a solid B+ with A list name recognition. She was on one of the most famous television shows ever and has also done a lot of reality television. She also has hooked up with some really interesting people, but last night could have been the most interesting. Our do everything celebrity and a B- list actress who is not known for being shy were sitting at the same table as this A list tweener who is a bit of a goody goody.
September 8, 2013

He needed to work and have some time with his assistant

Fashion Week: This A+ list celebrity/rapper brought his A list celebrity girlfriend to tears when he barred her from Fashion Week because he needed to work and have some time with his assistant without the girlfriend making demands on our A+ lister's time.
September 8, 2013

The actress went back out for some glassy eyed photos

Fashion Week: This former B list mostly movie actress who has turned to television as she has aged is now probably a B-/C+. Everyone still knows her name though especially after what happened to her recently. Anyway, before a show this weekend the press was about to take photos and she was grabbed by a PR rep for the designer and hustled into a side alcove kind of area. Our actress had coke sticking to her dress and also covering a portion of her cheek. They wiped it down and the actress went back out for some glassy eyed photos.
September 8, 2013

She needs to get some self respect

This Twilight actress is becoming a laughingstock in town. She gets a chance to audition for everything and her name is attached to everything because it's known she will sleep with any producer who has any kind of lead role who lets her read for it. There is rarely a night she is not out with a producer or studio executive and then ends up in some hotel. She needs to get some self respect because no one has any for her.
September 8, 2013

Casual waving of a meth pipe in her hand

I think everyone expected this former B list tweener/celebrity/singer with A list name recognition to have matured, but the casual waving of a meth pipe in her hand and the breast constantly falling out of her dress was a bit of a jaw dropper.
September 8, 2013

She finished off the last swallow

Fashion Week: This foreign born B- list mostly television actress now who found her greatest fame on a very very hit television show before heading back to movies is now on a hit cable show. She also can't leave the bottle alone for the length of a fashion show and went through an entire pint of booze in under 20 minutes. She had the pint in her bag and kept reaching in and sipping and repeated the process for the show. As it ended she finished off the last swallow.