October 16, 2017

Must be why she was in such a forgiving mood.

This former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned professional escort apparently is back on the possible marriage train after a weekend of participating in some of the most degrading sexual acts possible. Must be why she was in such a forgiving mood.
October 16, 2017

Wannabe model spent some time together with this A- list reality star

This celebrity offspring/part-time reality star/wannabe model spent some time together with this A- list reality star in exchange for c*ke.
October 16, 2017

She was proud that she got by with a warning from the police.

This A- list mostly television actress on a hit network show is super lucky that policeman who stopped her for a DUI was a fan. She and her current boyfriend celebrated by going to a bar for more booze. Oh, and she was proud that she got by with a warning from the police.
October 16, 2017

She calls off a divorce just to save child support and spousal support money

This B/B+ list mostly television actress cracks me up. She calls off a divorce just to save child support and spousal support money and supplements her income by hooking up with a real estate agent at houses he has listed for sale.
October 16, 2017

There are only so many times you can be rushed to the hospital with complications.

One problem when you start telling all the kneepad tabloids how you are doing so great is it leaves you limited options when something goes wrong. There are only so many times you can be rushed to the hospital with complications.
October 16, 2017

Offspring snorting crushed Adderall while overseas

Despite her best efforts at keeping her underage, probable future A lister on the straight and narrow, that was this B list celebrity offspring snorting crushed Adderall while overseas.
October 16, 2017

She does such a great job they have no idea about each other.

This southeast Housewife is masterful at keeping the two married men who share her company for money hidden from everything in her life. She does such a great job they have no idea about each other.
October 16, 2017

This network reality show gave one reason for altering their format this week

This network reality show gave one reason for altering their format this week, but the reality is they were put in a box by two of the show's stars who threatened to go on a PR tirade if the show didn't alter its format.