Whilst you were all drinking and eating and having a good time, I was getting my bitch on to the nth degree… whilst simultaneously drinking and eating and having a good time.
Yes, I was up to some good old fashioned networking over the holidays and I happened to obtain some of the details of a working agreement between this A-lister and a few media outlets. In return for continued coverage of their ambitious offspring, the A-lister can be featured in articles, photos and interviews etc. as long as the focal point is on the offspring and not them.
‘We can use [name omitted] to reel people in,’ confides my source, ‘but any articles need to be about the kid.’
Mom: Cindy Crawford