"I can give you look A (gives the look) or look B (gives the look). I only have two looks. So pick one and lets film this piece of crap." A+ list mostly movie (mostly action) actor on the set of his new movie.

Not sure for who he is doing it, but this A list mostly television actor who just got one of his multiple shows renewed got a vasectomy reversed this week.

Supposedly this A list model with A+ list friends has been dating a guy for ages. Although they are rarely seen except when a little PR is necessary, she insists they are a couple. How come he tells everyone the pair have not even so much as made out in all the time they have "dated."

Umm, how can I put this delicately. This former B list Disney tweener turned B+ list singer had to get her genital area re-pierced after developing an infection from the last one. There was a several month healing process and last week finally got it done again.

Which Hollywood actor had a three-way with a woman and another man after a night out at a club — but got so freaked out during the proceedings, he abruptly ran away?

This former tweener turned A list singer with a really bad attitude is not involved with just one guy, but two, and generally is with both of them when she has sex. She likes to watch them.

This A-list actress made her name as a comedy and a romantic-comedy actress, but she desperately wants to reinvent herself as a ‘serious actress’ and you’ll notice by her filmography, she’s trying damn hard. She was extremely disappointed to be snubbed for an Oscar recently and that made her realize she wants it now more than ever. She’s refusing to look a scripts for anything that isn’t Oscar bait and she just isn’t getting any good scripts right now, so the actress hasn’t shot a flick for almost a year.

Being offered for sale to tabloids this week are texts and photos between the husband of this A list singer and some random woman. Our A lister has been through this before and stuck with him. You know, for the kid. She deserves far better.

The skeeze of the night award last night went to this former hard to believe A list mostly television actor who had one of the better cameo/gags in a movie based on a skit. Our actor was all over a bunch of barely 20 something women at an award show and was shocked they didn’t know who he was. He did end up getting lucky with this former reality star/celebrity/"I will get naked for money", from a now ended hit cable reality show that still has one of the stars working in reality.

This B list mostly television actress from a hit almost network show cut off her celebrity dad after he stole a ton of money from her.

It was not that long ago that this B list celebrity with the very unique look had men paying her to be their date. To be seen with her. Now, she still has men who pay to be with her, but for the red carpet events, she is doing the paying to get young men to be seen with her.

The writer and the director of this hit movie are refusing to return for any sequels, despite the possibility of earning a vast sum of money. They cannot stand the author of the book on which the movie is based. "She’s unbearable," says one insider. "She acts like they’re adapting ‘The Great Gatsby’ and wants a transcription, rather than an adaptation."