Like a puppet master, this model.

Speaking of the alliterate model, she thought it would be a wonderful idea to have multiple exes at the show.

She still texts the foreign born former boy bander quite frequently and had the close family friend/manager, pressure the award organization to include the former A+ list singer who gets more creepy as he ages.

Like a puppet master, this model.

Karlie Kloss (Taylor Swift)

Foreign born former boy bander: Harry Styles

Close family friend/manager: Scooter Braun

Former A+ list singer: John Mayer