So, guess what’s taking over my life faster than a toddler on a sugar rush?

HelloFresh flyers! Seriously, I’ve got more of those things in my bin than I have socks in my drawer.

They’re multiplying in my bin faster than rabbits in springtime.

They are showing up with my pizza boxes, hijacking my mailbox, popping up in my community newsletters, and now they’re even worming their way into my unrelated purchases! I mean bought a garden shear from a show and it was in the bag! I don’t know how many of them I have in my car regularly.

But seriously, HelloFresh, how many flyers does one person need? It’s like they’re on a mission to feed the whole dang neighborhood! “Oh, here’s 17 free meals for you, and 33 free meals for you! And here is a 40% off and what not”

Someone needs to slap a restraining order on these flyers before my bin declares itself the sovereign territory of HelloFresh! 📦🍕

I have “no flyer” sticker in my mailbox! How do they bypass that?

It seems there’s no escaping the reach of HelloFresh’s advertising empire.

It looks alluring, but I am scared to try because of their aggressiveness, it feels like if I give my hand they are going to take my arm.

I have two questions:

1. Are you or were you a subscriber? If so please let me know how your experience is / was.

2. Am I the only one getting this much printouts? I am overwhelmed!

PS: Obviously not a sponsored post!

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