Everyone took a drink and a deep breath and then moved on to something else.

This former A list singer who doesn’t do much of anything any longer except be a celebrity and live off her money has never been shy about sharing, sometimes too much.

At a family gathering this past week, she related a story about how a couple of years ago, she got so much done to her lips and face that she couldn’t close her mouth for about ten days. So, she related it was hard to eat or drink anything.

Fine story.

End it right there.

Nope.

She also included that she was unable to orally service her husband for that time period.

Yeah, and everyone took a drink and a deep breath and then moved on to something else.

Jessica Simpson