Source: http://blindgossip.com

When a once-trusted person finds themselves suddenly kicked to the curb, the question is always the same:

Why?

Gordo, The First Guy, thought he was destined to be The Hand Of The King.

He tried to pull focus to himself practically the first day the ascension was announced… and was quickly given a big push out the door.

Scooter, The Second Guy, did not try to steal the limelight from the King.

However, his quirky behavior caused the public to focus on (and ridicule) his behavior rather than focus on the King’s message.

Pulling focus from the message and inciting ridicule are as big of sins as pulling focus from The King himself. Buh bye.

Wimpy, The Third Guy, was named Hand Of The King, but he was ineffective and disloyal.

The latter is the worst thing you could be.

See ya.

Slimy, The Fourth Guy, kissed up to The King more than anyone else, but his big undisciplined mouth immediately thrust him into spotlight and pulled focus from The King’s accomplishments and The King’s message.

Dumb.

Next.

The secret to succeeding in the Royal Household?

DO. YOUR. F*CKING. JOB!

[The King’s] world is chaotic so he counts on you to bring order and discipline.

Your job is not to create drama or be the star!

Your job is to serve.

Those who do their jobs quietly and effectively and methodically and loyally without pulling focus from [The King] OR [The King’s] message will do fine.

Steely, The Fifth Guy, has all the desired qualities, and we predict he will succeed as Hand Of The King.

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Gordo, First Guy: Chris Christie

Scooter, Second Guy: Sean Spicer

Wimpy, Third Guy: Reince Priebus

Slimy, Fourth Guy: Anthony Scaramucci

Steely, Fifth Guy: John Kelly

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